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Hey, Dottie (an' all),
Thought I'd show you what I got (modesty permitting)... Does this count as a photo?

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That is a beauty Ray, well done

Too right it does! Holy Moly!!! Hope you don't pull on tight knickers Ray!!
I'm guessing there's a few bits of iron & screws in there now too.
Better tell the pilot of the big shiny bird to fly low in case of DVT at altitude!
Bet it sends the detectors off at the airport just like Norman did!
Couldn't believe my eyes when the told him to "sit on the chair & take off your shoes".
Fed Police asked Wendy if she knew him!!! She felt like saying "no way" but they just wanted her to hold Norman's glasses!

It probably looks like this now.
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George, Are you and Ray playing "snap" now? It would be a little bit funny if it wasn't so bloody serious.
I hope that you get well soon Ray, I know that George did. Or at least he was the last time that I saw him.

David, Ray saw me a couple of weeks prior to Taggerty, had lunch together at Yarrawonga.

George

I think that I must have missed you by a couple of days at the most. Been to Mulwala 3 times this year already.

Got a matching pair now! This is ironmongery from near-fracture of L femur some years ago. Pic file of L femur too big.
Because it's Titanium fully within my beautiful bod the metal detector ignores it. Hand-scanner goes berserk, but with no external access the security blokes (& blokesses) were satisfied.

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Before I get a letter, this is the original; a photo of the bubble man entertaining children. #8