Thought for Today

[Greynomad]

If Army Intelligence is an example of an oxymoron, then what is a govt think tank? Is there a level beyond oxymoron?

O2moron???

Ah, so an oxy-moron is sort of like an idiot with a gas axe, so the next level is an idiot with a plasma cutter

Got it at last, T1!!

You are now ready for a Senior Government Appointment!

[T1 Terry]

I might just pass on the govt job, a full lobotomy seems to be a prerequisite for one of those positions and I'm having enough problems thinking things out as it is

Thought for today:
If alcohol is involved in 30% of all road deaths, then the other stone cold sober 70% are the dangerous ones. After all, they only say alcohol was involved, not the cause of the accident, maybe the alcohol calmed the driver to the extent he wasn't on the edge and quick enough to avoid the sober driver .......

T1 Terry

[Greynomad]

In days of yore, when I resided in rainy Melbourne, I used to say,
"I wish the rain would keep up.
'Coz if it keeps up, it won't come down."

Now, when I hear of dry spells which lasted so long the trees started following dogs around, I say,
"Send 'er down, Huey! And more for good measure!"

[Greynomad]

Once a King, always a King.
Once a Knight is enough.

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She offered her honour.
He honoured her offer.
So all night it was
Honour
Offer
Honour
Offer...

[Greynomad]

Why is it that on a moonless night I can see stars that are several hundred million kilometres away, but I can’t see our black Lab lying across the hall, and trip A-over-T in the dark?

[Shirley]

[Shirley]

Probably to many glasses of wine Ray

[Greynomad]

Shirley,
There is no such thing as “too many glasses of wine”!!!

[Greynomad]

TACT: Making guests feel at home when you wish they were.

[Greynomad]

BRA: A garment designed to bring out a girl’s best points.