Thought for Today

Drop in and dribble on about nothing serious. Seriously a mad place to hang out. Better to avoid it if you're not in the mood!!! If you're determined to be sad, bad, mad & angry then move along!!!
Post Reply
User avatar
Greynomad
Posts: 8034
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
Location: Rutherglen, Vic.

Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad »

If you think no-one is listening to you,
:? watch what happens when you pass wind.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"

"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Top
User avatar
Greynomad
Posts: 8034
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
Location: Rutherglen, Vic.

Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad »

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a banjo?

A: The banjo sinks quicker.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"

"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Top
User avatar
Greynomad
Posts: 8034
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
Location: Rutherglen, Vic.

Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad »

Q: How long does it take to tune a banjo?

A: No-one knows. 😜🤭
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"

"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Top
User avatar
Greynomad
Posts: 8034
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
Location: Rutherglen, Vic.

Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad »

You know you’re getting old when you have to put your teeth in, and fit your hearing aids before you can ask your spouse to help you find your glasses.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"

"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Top
User avatar
jon_d
Posts: 3579
Joined: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:37 pm
Location: bedford

Re: Thought for Today

Post by jon_d »

Q:

How do you find your teeth and hearing aids?
Top
2foot6

Re: Thought for Today

Post by 2foot6 »

Jon ,you will be able to answer your own question , just give it a few years :D ...........Peter
Top
User avatar
supersparky
Posts: 7309
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:00 pm
Location: Home on the beautiful Gold Coast for a while.

Re: Thought for Today

Post by supersparky »

2foot6 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:14 pm Jon ,you will be able to answer your own question , just give it a few years :D ...........Peter
:lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:
Cheers
David

David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
Top
User avatar
jon_d
Posts: 3579
Joined: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:37 pm
Location: bedford

Re: Thought for Today

Post by jon_d »

Not that far away if we go on this years effort. :roll:

Sorry for being off topic Ray; back to the regular enjoyable programming.
Top
User avatar
Greynomad
Posts: 8034
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
Location: Rutherglen, Vic.

Re: Thought for Today

Post by Greynomad »

I'm finding as the years go by, it's harder for me to make ends meet...
ends like hands & feet.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"

"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Top
User avatar
supersparky
Posts: 7309
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:00 pm
Location: Home on the beautiful Gold Coast for a while.

Re: Thought for Today

Post by supersparky »

I wouldn't worry about that Ray. I have never been able to touch my toes. :lol: :roll:
Cheers
David

David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Drop in & Chat”