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Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:23 pm
by Greynomad
I was thinking that the seat could be fitted with a male click-fit connector, as used on garden hoses.
Direct self-connection made easy! 😜

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 6:58 pm
by Greynomad
At my age, I don't have to worry about avoiding temptation... it avoids me. :( 8-)

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:37 pm
by Greynomad
Good friends are like stars.
You don’t always see them,
But you know they’re always there.

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2019 2:15 pm
by T1 Terry
If Army Intelligence is an example of an oxymoron, then what is a govt think tank? Is there a level beyond oxymoron?

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:36 pm
by Greynomad
O2moron??? 8-)

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:48 pm
by Greynomad
You know you’re getting old when you need your hearing aid and false teeth to ask where your glasses are so you can look for your car keys.

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:27 am
by T1 Terry
T1 Terry wrote: ↑Tue Feb 19, 2019 2:15 pm If Army Intelligence is an example of an oxymoron, then what is a govt think tank? Is there a level beyond oxymoron?
Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:36 pm O2moron??? 8-)
Ah, so an oxy-moron is sort of like an idiot with a gas axe, so the next level is an idiot with a plasma cutter :?

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:28 am
by T1 Terry
Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:48 pm You know you’re getting old when you need your hearing aid and false teeth to ask where your glasses are so you can look for your car keys.
You know your old when you get to the doorway and can't remember if you were going into the room or leaving it :lol:

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:16 am
by BernieQ2
Or open the fridge looking for ????
Bernie .

Re: Thought for Today

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:43 pm
by Greynomad
At my age, I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter.
I walk into a room and think,
"Now, what am I here after?"