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You know you're getting old when you hear the snap, crackle & pop before you get as far as the breakfast table.

Greynomad wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:45 pm You know you're getting old when you hear the snap, crackle & pop before you get as far as the breakfast table.

Others know you are getting old when you groan when either sitting down or stand up and on your knees was not an intentional move

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
— Will Rogers

Why is it called “after dark” when it’s really “after light”????

When daylight saving ends it will get late earlier

I am getting prepared for the end of daylight saving so it will not be such a shock by starting happy hour earlier.

Good idea!
You can start Happy Hour on EST, and finish on EDST!

You know you're getting old when you go to hospital,
and find that your blood type has been discontinued.

Camerons Corner would be a good place for happy hour. It is on my bucket list for a New Years Eve.

T1 Terry wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:05 am When daylight saving ends it will get late earlier

At least it will mean the curtains won’t fade as fast...