https://www.ozervnews.com

Or the other version

If you think money can't buy happiness, then you don't know where to shop.

Saw a sticker on the back window of a Volvo today.
"Money can't buy happiness.
But it can buy a Volvo,
Which is kind of the same thing."

Now where have I seen that before, hmmmm?

If you're playing a game (say, tennis) against your spouse,
and to be generous (or smart) you try to lose, and do,
have you succeeded or failed?

Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:32 am If you're playing a game (say, tennis) against your spouse,
and to be generous (or smart) you try to lose, and do,
have you succeeded or failed?

Do you expect a simple answer or the whole Encyclopedia?

supersparky wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 2:55 pm Or the other version

If you think money can't buy happiness, then you don't know where to shop.

There is another version, "Money can't buy happiness, but it can go towards keeping your Kombi on the road and that has to be the next best thing"

SteveW wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:25 am

Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:32 am If you're playing a game (say, tennis) against your spouse,
and to be generous (or smart) you try to lose, and do,
have you succeeded or failed?

Do you expect a simple answer or the whole Encyclopedia?

A simple 'Yes' or 'No' will suffice...
(That way you can take your pick of which has happened. )

Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:32 am If you're playing a game (say, tennis) against your spouse,
and to be generous (or smart) you try to lose, and do,
have you succeeded or failed?

You have clearly succeeded, you tried to lose and succeeded in losing. Now, if you had tried to lose but had still won, then you would be faced with a conundrum (:noun. a non percussion device deceptively being sold by con-men; con-un-drum)

T1,
That joke is a-pall-ing... and very old.
I remember it from High School! In the sixties! The early sixties!



... and you have succeeded in failing to win.

The wisdom of those who have the knowledge in the first place requires a few adjustments for those who do not possess the same level of wisdom.

Of what value would a dictionary be to someone who can't spell?

T1 Terry wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:36 am Of what value would a dictionary be to someone who can't spell?

Well there's a niche market waiting for a smart entrepreneu... entrapr... ontra... businessman!

A Fonetik Dikshunree!!