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How do you .......

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:58 pm
by T1 Terry
A starter that should get a laugh from some, maybe not from others though ;)

How do you milk a sheep?
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Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it .....

Yeah, not an original, I read it on a funny email a while back and thought I'd share it here :lol:

Re: How do you .......

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm
by Greynomad
How do you p*ss off a Scot?

Call him a wingeing Pom...

Re: How do you .......

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:33 am
by supersparky
Greynomad wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm How do you p*ss off a Scot?

Call him a wingeing Pom...
Works with an Irishman as well !

Re: How do you .......

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:29 pm
by T1 Terry
How do you confuse an idiot?
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Re: How do you .......

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:57 pm
by norman
Greynomad wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:57 pm How do you p*ss off a Scot?

Call him a wingeing Pom...
Spelling Ray

Re: How do you .......

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:58 pm
by supersparky
T1 Terry wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:29 pm How do you confuse an idiot?
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Ha Ha Ha. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:

Re: How do you .......

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:20 pm
by jon_d
I didn't get it.....

oh, I get it now. :roll:

Re: How do you .......

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:49 pm
by Dot
jon_d wrote: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:20 pm I didn't get it.....

oh, I get it now. :roll:
Who's a lucky boy then? :roll:

Re: How do you .......

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:52 pm
by Greynomad
How do you confuse an Irishman?







Show him a rack full of shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Re: How do you .......

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:56 am
by Chuck
How do you win Lotto... :?