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Your wife complains you never buy her flowers?

Well, to be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers .........

Does anyone know if it is possible to have a skin graph taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?

Arse skin for a friend ......

Terry, why would you want a graph of your a*s#?

George

Newcastle George wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:41 pm Terry, why would you want a graph of your a*s#?

George

Because he thinks he is a smart arse and wants to help make someone else nearly as smart.

Hmmm...... kinda looses something when ya spell it wrong eh

The lady at the country produce store told us the hen stopped laying when she took the eggs and didn't replace them with fake plastic eggs. She reckons it could count the number of eggs that should be in the nest ...... must have been a mathemachicken

To know what direction you will take in the New Year would require 2020 vision ........

T1 Terry wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:18 pm Hmmm...... kinda looses something when ya spell it wrong eh

Yes, but the Bell Curve goes to interesting places...









... and if you're completely mystified by that one, Google 'statistical bell curve'.
(had to do a unit of stats for my marketing degree)

Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:45 pm

T1 Terry wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:18 pm Hmmm...... kinda looses something when ya spell it wrong eh

Yes, but the Bell Curve goes to interesting places...
... and if you're completely mystified by that one, Google 'statistical bell curve'.
(had to do a unit of stats for my marketing degree)

""tanks" here---Ray,
then you must have learnt the Chebyshev Theorem in your young days;
Chebyshev's Theorem is a fact that applies to all possible data sets.
It describes the minimum proportion of the measurements that lie must within one, two, or more standard deviations of the mean.
Keith.