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Fit joke
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:53 pm
by Greynomad
Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: Same. Two in the front and three in the back.
But you have to get the giraffes out first.
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:57 pm
by Dot
Oh dear Ray.
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:04 pm
by Shirley
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:17 pm
by Dot
Good one Shirley. Did you swallow Bruce's razor blade?
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:49 pm
by Noggins
Dot wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:17 pm
Good one Shirley. Did you swallow Bruce's razor blade?
Nahh
but I bet she has Cornies for breakfast
Ron
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:21 pm
by jon_d
Wouldn't you start with the elephants toes first?
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:28 pm
by Dot
jon_d wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:21 pm
Wouldn't you start with the elephants toes first?
Or the camels toes !!
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:15 pm
by Keith Morris
Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:53 pm
Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: Same. Two in the front and three in the back.
But you have to get the giraffes out first.
"tanks" here Ray---
What about a JEEP ?
Keith
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 2:54 am
by nut17
You forgot to mention that the elephants trunks should be put in the boot !!
Re: Fit joke
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:15 pm
by T1 Terry
Keith Morris wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:15 pm
Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:53 pm
Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: Same. Two in the front and three in the back.
But you have to get the giraffes out first.
"tanks" here Ray---
What about a JEEP ?
Keith
You call roadside assist, even elephants have standards ya know .......
T1 Terry
