An Englishman an Irishman and a Scot walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Hey, is this some sort of joke?"
An Oldie but a Goodie…
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Greynomad
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An Oldie but a Goodie…
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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T1 Terry
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie…
They answered, 'The termite sent us" .......
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie…
Ohh so the bar was set too low, maybe they should raise the bar.
Ron
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Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
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T1 Terry
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie…
It would at least stop customers walking into it ........
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Dot
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie…
Oh dear, even I got that one 
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Greynomad
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie…
Let's see how many variations there are on the "Man walks into a bar" joke!
I'll start.
A man walks into a bar.
Should have gone to Specsavers.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Wasn't wearing her glasses.
I'll start.
A man walks into a bar.
Should have gone to Specsavers.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Wasn't wearing her glasses.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie…
Barman: "I didn't see you come in"
Two higgs boson walk into a bar ....
I wonder how many will get that one
T1 Terry
Two higgs boson walk into a bar ....
I wonder how many will get that one
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie…
Nup, can't figure that one.
Cheers
David
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David
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Re: An Oldie but a Goodie…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_bos ... witzerland.
Back in 2012 they discovered proof of the existence of the Higgs Boson in the large hadron collider at CERN in Switzerland and was deemed to travel faster than light ..... does that make it any easier ....
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO