An Oldie but a Goodie…

[Greynomad]

A sandwich walks into a pub.
The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve meals here."

[Greynomad]

Barman says, "What'll it be gents?"

Then two time travellers walk into the pub.

[Greynomad]

A mushroom walks into the bar.

Barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

[T1 Terry]

Three pieces of string walk into a bar and take a table near the back of the room. First piece of string says he'll buy the first round, goes to the bar and orders 3 pints of Coopers stout ( a string with good taste, clearly)
The barman says: We don't serve your kind round here .... slightly put out, the string returns to the table and tells the story to his mates.
The second piece of string said he'll give it a try, casually leans against the bar to make small talk with the barman ...
Barman says: I told ya mate, we don't serve your kind around here ... so the second piece of string returns to table to report what happened.
The third piece of string says he'll sort this out. He contorts his body by twisting his upper body around his lower body, then ruffles his hair up and approaches the bar ...
Barman says: aren't you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind around here .... without missing a beat he replies, 'fraid not buddy, now ya gunna serve me?

T1 Terry

[Noggins]

Bet his name was "HowLong "


Ron

[supersparky]

.......

Barman says: aren't you a piece of string? We don't serve your kind around here .... without missing a beat he replies, 'fraid not buddy, now ya gunna serve me?

T1 Terry

And that explains why you wear some of those science
t-shirts T1.
Keep 'em coming please.