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Ha ha ha, true. We had an all female flight crew when we flew from Broome to Perth the other day. :D
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Pay that one.
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supersparky wrote: Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:57 am Ha ha ha, true. We had an all female flight crew when we flew from Broome to Perth the other day. :D
David, Women even drive 300 ton Dump trucks , and I have seen them driving a passenger bus in Perth.
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If you see an all-pink semi-trailer on your travels, it will be driven by a woman.
A group of women set up a heavy vehicle driving school for women, but they had difficulty persuading trucking companies to hire the graduates, so they started their own company!

And the mining companies have found that women are better at driving their 200~300 ton trucks, as they are kinder to the trucks, which consequently need less maintenance. ;)
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Say no more :twisted: :twisted:
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Yes, I know that women do all those things, and quite often better than blokes do.
But blokes sure wouldn't have looked as good as the woman in the short shorts and tank top that was doing the garbo run :lol:
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It's not like she'd have to reverse
Nor look in the mirrors to see if anything is behind them .... actually, with no mirrors in the cockpit, they couldn't use them to apply make up instead of looking at what's happening around them ;) :lol:

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OOOOOooooohhh, Terry!

You'll go down in flames with that one! :o
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Greynomad wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:58 pm OOOOOooooohhh, Terry!

You'll go down in flames with that one! :o
8-) Both Margaret and my daughter Kelly Lee can give a full running commentary regarding the female drivers in the 3 lanes of traffic headed towards the Captain Cook bridge between Taren Point and Sans Souci. Each had their own method of applying the base coats while moving the vehicle forward in the traffic, some not even changing their head angle from the mirror to straight ahead or the side mirrors, but once the finish coats started being applied, none of them changed their head position :roll: and more than a few of them drifted out of their lane or left very large gaps between their vehicle and the one in front, relying on the other drivers horn to advise them some sort of attention to the primary job of driving was required ......

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