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Chuck wrote:

Dot wrote:I heard you had braille on those chubby fingertips of yours

Had lunch yesterday with Berny 'n' Jan at our local pub along with some old time friends of theirs. John - friend - was telling us about an old uncle of his that was a brilliant cartoon drawer... drawerer... sketcher who did a fair bit of nude drawings - as the sketcher, not the model.

Suggested to Berny that we should try that... go to a nude model posing & say that our eyesight was failing & would she mind if we did some Braille sketching.

Think about it?

Certainly bares thinkin about

Ron

Well I shall just have to enrol to be a nude model and go to where you guys are going to go,, Now that will put pay to your lustful ways you naughty boys

Will you be using the moon photos in your portfolio Dottie?

T1 Terry wrote:Will you be using the moon photos in your portfolio Dottie?

Forget the folio she will probably just settle for the PORT.




Preferably in a 5 litre cask.

Ahh... the Dapto/Woe handbag eh I think Dottie is more of a Baileys girl myself, maybe we can do a swap at Whitfield although the Durif will be flavour of the day I'm thinking

I am so sorry Uncle Carl, as I can only send this e-mail on to
110,000 people as that is all that is practical, my address list
blacks out at 199,999, people and will not come back up for a
week and a half. I can send it to a dozen though. Oh, I almost
got my hand off the mouse before you said anything, Ha! And
furthermore , how did you know I had insufficient brain
activity? I now keep my toothbrush in my back pocket, Ha!!!




As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet.

I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo
in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern , I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water
in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me..

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan ..

Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a
big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a
coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed
there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land
on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the
fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you
to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbors ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician!

Oh, and by the way...

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet..

NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY

Hi Bellet65, do you still drive one?