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BruceS »
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
Jeddi Humour
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RussellB[SA] »
Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:57 pm
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How long
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Don't have to start another one, just keep this one going :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:43 pm
Scottish Joke...
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norman »
Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:49 pm
'An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond...
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:49 pm
Miscellaneous
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norman »
Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:36 pm
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin...
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:36 pm
Two Questions...
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norman »
Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:31 pm
2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
Who had 8 kids already,
Three who were deaf,
Two who were blind,
One...
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Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:31 pm
Why English? A good Question
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Dot »
Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:02 am
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a Naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., British, Canadian, Australian and French Navy's.
At a...
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Bit of a sore point that one.... I boycotted French products for years, made it difficult when I discovered that the most common ciggy rolling paper...
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Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:22 pm
password
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norman »
Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:52 pm
One old lady says to another, My memory really sucks Mildred, So i,ve changed my password to incorrect That way when I logon with the wrong password...
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Last post by norman
Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:52 pm
A Guy and a Girl Meet in a Bar...
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norman »
Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:45 pm
A guy and a girl meet at a bar……
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his...
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Last post by norman
Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:45 pm
You Tube laughs
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T1 Terry »
Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:39 pm
I'll start it off with this old favourite Entrapment by Bill Kearns
T1 Terry
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Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:39 pm
'Confucius Says' & 'Book Tiles'
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BruceS »
Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:14 am
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I'll go first......
Book Title
Specs On Wall by Who Flung Dung
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Confucius Say
A single fact can ruin a good argument.
T1 Terry
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Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:29 pm
Not all Dumbs are Blonde
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RussellB[SA] »
Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:19 am
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up...
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:19 am
Sheds of Grey
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RussellB[SA] »
Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:43 pm
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Fifty Sheds Of Grey
We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall...
but in the end we came to the conclusion the...
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I pinched it for my facebook, the better half has just finished reading the book :)
Well that explains the new rig then, no place to hang the...
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Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:17 pm
Clock
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Macca »
Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:45 am
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:30 pm
pink curtains
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Dot »
Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:42 pm
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PINK CURTAINS
A Blonde goes to Spotlight to buy curtains. She says to the salesman,
'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman...
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At least it would cover all the white correction fuild marks on the screen :roll: Surely they could have sold her a nice wallpaper to put on the...
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Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:14 pm
It's not rocket science
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T1 Terry »
Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:50 pm
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Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space...
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This is Casino John classic
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys
in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place...
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Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:07 pm
R M Williams boots...
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norman »
Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:28 pm
A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth.
Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them...
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Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:28 pm
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