Thought for Today

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Even doctors can’t get it right these days!
My Covid-19 vaccination certificate says “immunisation’s”.
:roll:
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Shouldn’t the roof of your mouth more accurately be called the ‘ceiling’?
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I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I also have a joke about a construction project, but I’m still working on it.
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Newcastle George wrote: Wed Apr 28, 2021 6:13 am I don't have to remember have rather than of Ray, it was drummed into me in about 3rd class,

George
So you were listening, George!!
😀👍
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My uncle bought two dogs.
He called them Omega and Roamer.
He said they were expensive watch dogs.
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When I was young I dated a tennis player, but it didn’t work out.
Love meant nothing to her.
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Most manufacturers boast that they have superior products: best quality; A1; first class; unbeatable; etc.
Which begs the question: who makes the average quality, second-rung products we buy at the discount shops?

Answer: the satisfactory. 😀😁🤣
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I thought it would be convenient to have a pencil with a rubber at both ends, but when I suggested it to Staedtler they told me it was pointless.
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If you saw an Apple store being robbed, would you be an iWitness?
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