Youth!

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Greynomad
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Youth!

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Back-O-Beyond young girl is feeling a little off colour, so she fronts up at the next RFDS fly-in clinic.
Her appointment comes up, and in she goes.
Dr asks her to remove her shirt & bra, then places his stethoscope in the appropriate place to check her heart.
“Big breaths” he says.
Girl smiles and says, “Yeth, and I’m only thixteen!”
:? :shock: :roll: :lol:
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Ray...... That is a oldie, like i was telling it when i was about 13 or 14. Now 83 ,, Still brings a smile though! :lol: :lol: :lol: Keep up the good work M8.....
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They are oldies but goodies!
They don’t make ‘em like they useter...
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(I first heard it at high school, too.)
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"

"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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