TWO DRUNKS WERE LAYING IN THE GUTTER!
ONE DRUNK HAD HIS FINGER UP THE OTHER DRUNKS BUTT HOLE!
A COP WALKS UP AND SAYS: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING"?
THE ONE DRUNK RESPONDS: "MY BUDDY IS NOT FEELING WELL AND I'M TRYING TO MAKE HIM THROW UP"!
THE COP OF COURSE VERY CONFUSED SAYS: "THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO MAKE YOUR BUDDY THROW UP!
THE DRUNK LOOKS UP AT THE COP AND SAYS: "THE HELL IT AIN'T - WHEN I TAKE THIS FINGER OUT OF HIS BUTT HOLE AND SHOVE IT IN HIS MOUTH - HE'S GONNA THROW UP"!!