Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch another beer..
Brings a lump to your throat doesn't it?t.. !! ]
An Australian Love Poem
- Dot
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An Australian Love Poem
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
- Greynomad
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Re: An Australian Love Poem
Dot,
You've been reading my mail...
You've been reading my mail...
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
- Dot
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- Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:12 pm
- Location: Strathalbyn SA
Re: An Australian Love Poem
No Ray, that is illegal. Remember I know your wife and women do talk you know
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
- Greynomad
- Posts: 8034
- Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm
- Location: Rutherglen, Vic.
Re: An Australian Love Poem
BUGGER!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields