Thought for Today

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What should I use to tickle a bird’s feet? 🤔

Come to think of it, are birds ticklish? Life would be hell! :shock:
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I knew a bird once ...................................................
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“America: 250 million w&nkers living in a country with no word for w&nker”
- Jeremy Clarkson
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Greynomad wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:27 pm “America: 250 million w&nkers living in a country with no word for w&nker”
- Jeremy Clarkson
Yes they do, often in an opening speech, of what they consider to be of great importance, they use the all inclusive term "My fellow Americans" maybe not so much a word as a phrase :lol:

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Son-&-Heir arrived yesterday wearing a T-shirt with this on it:

“That’s what.”
— She



😁😁😁😁
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Poo-tin recently went to see a fortune teller.
"How long will I live"? Poo-tin asked.
"I can't tell you that", she said, "But I know you will die on a Ukrainian Holiday".
"Which Holiday"? Poo-tin asked
"What ever day you die, that will become a Ukrainian Holiday" she said.
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OOOoooo…
Good one, T1!

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(Probably true, too!)
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The girlfriend is a bit of a live and let live kinda person. There was a rather large spider in the room and she asked me not to kill it but rather take it out ....... so we went for a meal, had a few drinks and he turned out to be quite a nice bloke .... seems he's into web design .......

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Argh, Terry,
Now you’ve gone and spoiled it!
Trying to copy my groan-inducing Dad Jokes.
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I think my computer is drunk.
It’s been taking too many screen shots.
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