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Thought for Today
- T1 Terry
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
- jon_d
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That's a pity.
Instead of getting blind, I'll just have to close my eyes.
Instead of getting blind, I'll just have to close my eyes.
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Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs...
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because the are Inca hoots!
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because the are Inca hoots!
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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With our new enlighten world, when will chickens be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned?
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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There's the story of the gorilla who walks into a pub and orders a beer.
This amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I might as well pour him one."
He walks over to give the beer to the gorilla, and the animal is holding a $20 note.
Now the bartender is flabbergasted. So he takes the $20 and walks to the cash register to get change. He stops for a second and says to himself, "Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything."
So he hands the gorilla $1 change. The gorilla doesn't say anything; he just sits there sipping his beer.
After a few minutes, the bartender can't take it anymore.
"You know," he says, "we don't get too many gorillas in here."
And the gorilla replies: "At $19 a beer, I'm not surprised."
This amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I might as well pour him one."
He walks over to give the beer to the gorilla, and the animal is holding a $20 note.
Now the bartender is flabbergasted. So he takes the $20 and walks to the cash register to get change. He stops for a second and says to himself, "Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything."
So he hands the gorilla $1 change. The gorilla doesn't say anything; he just sits there sipping his beer.
After a few minutes, the bartender can't take it anymore.
"You know," he says, "we don't get too many gorillas in here."
And the gorilla replies: "At $19 a beer, I'm not surprised."
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
- Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
I swallowed a book of synonyms the other day.
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had!
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Re: Thought for Today
If you have in your hand a gizmo with holes for fingers in one end and two intersecting blades on the other, it's called a "Pair of Scissors"
Does that mean my pocket knife, with only one blade is called "A Scissor"
Does that mean my pocket knife, with only one blade is called "A Scissor"
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
My pocket knife has a blade & pair of scissors. what would you call my pocket knife?
Shirley & Bruce.