Thought for Today

[T1 Terry]

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[jon_d]

That's a pity.




Instead of getting blind, I'll just have to close my eyes.

[T1 Terry]

Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs...
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because the are Inca hoots!

[T1 Terry]

With our new enlighten world, when will chickens be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned?

[T1 Terry]

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[T1 Terry]

There's the story of the gorilla who walks into a pub and orders a beer.

This amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I might as well pour him one."

He walks over to give the beer to the gorilla, and the animal is holding a $20 note.

Now the bartender is flabbergasted. So he takes the $20 and walks to the cash register to get change. He stops for a second and says to himself, "Let me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything."

So he hands the gorilla $1 change. The gorilla doesn't say anything; he just sits there sipping his beer.

After a few minutes, the bartender can't take it anymore.

"You know," he says, "we don't get too many gorillas in here."

And the gorilla replies: "At $19 a beer, I'm not surprised."

[Greynomad]

I swallowed a book of synonyms the other day.
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had!

[T1 Terry]

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[Greynomad]

If you have in your hand a gizmo with holes for fingers in one end and two intersecting blades on the other, it's called a "Pair of Scissors"

Does that mean my pocket knife, with only one blade is called "A Scissor"

[Shirley]

My pocket knife has a blade & pair of scissors. what would you call my pocket knife?