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Even doctors can’t get it right these days!
My Covid-19 vaccination certificate says “immunisation’s”.

Shouldn’t the roof of your mouth more accurately be called the ‘ceiling’?

I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I also have a joke about a construction project, but I’m still working on it.

Newcastle George wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 6:13 am I don't have to remember have rather than of Ray, it was drummed into me in about 3rd class,

George

So you were listening, George!!

My uncle bought two dogs.
He called them Omega and Roamer.
He said they were expensive watch dogs.

When I was young I dated a tennis player, but it didn’t work out.
Love meant nothing to her.

Most manufacturers boast that they have superior products: best quality; A1; first class; unbeatable; etc.
Which begs the question: who makes the average quality, second-rung products we buy at the discount shops?

Answer: the satisfactory.

I thought it would be convenient to have a pencil with a rubber at both ends, but when I suggested it to Staedtler they told me it was pointless.

If you saw an Apple store being robbed, would you be an iWitness?

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