An Ode to the fart

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An Ode to the fart

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How very true.
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Unless you follow thru :shock: :shock:
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BernieQ2 wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 6:26 am Unless you follow thru :shock: :shock:
Bernie.
A sure sign of aging, no longer that wicked smile or simply walking away because you are the only one who can, but rather a look of confusion and a quick exit to the toilet, or a strange walk and strained look on the face because a fart can no longer be trusted :lol:

The aged "spent a penny" rhyme
Here I sit,
so delighted
was but a fart
and not my undies
I shieghted ....

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There doesn't seem to be a spell check available for that last word :lol: maybe it's shyted .....
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Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted. (NSW railways toilets on the stations cost a penny to get into. 1940-50’s).

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