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Men are deep thinkers....
by norman » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:31 pm
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What deep thinkers we men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and...
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I did mange to drop a piece of angle on my sore knuckle, but that wasn't really a step in the right direction :lol: that just started a chain...
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Toyota...
by norman » Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:53 am
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Clever...
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Tim Flannery would fit in well with those forecasters?
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Last post by Jim Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:14 pm
Choking
by Dot » Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:52 pm
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A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year old son.
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Sounds like you have had experience :) :) :)
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Last post by Dot Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:01 pm
Two Types...
by Greynomad » Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:30 pm
There are two types of people in the world:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:30 pm
Bought V Homemade
by Dot » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:07 pm
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Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:37 pm
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The Spoon
by Dot » Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:17 pm
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A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by brett&kat Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:46 am
Goodbye Grandad
by Dot » Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:32 pm
Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime,
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:32 pm
Nerd Jokes?
by T1 Terry » Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:34 pm
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The problem here will be admitting how many of them you actually understand and how many you laugh at, nerd does not always mean lacking in humour or...
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Showing signs there Chuck :)
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:35 pm
Ya gotta love the Irsh Jokes
by T1 Terry » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:35 pm
Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:35 pm
Smarter than the average.....
by T1 Terry » Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:18 pm
Two friends go into a pastry shop. One whisks three cookies into his coat pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice.
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:18 pm
Pedro & Maria
by Dot » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:31 pm
Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a 'man about town 'so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed
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Last post by Dot Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:31 pm
Dr Bumbutu
by Dot » Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:56 pm
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A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided...
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And they got it the wrong way around.
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Last post by SteveW Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:20 pm
Irish Logic
by Dot » Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:28 am
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:28 am
Grandfathers don't know everything
by Dot » Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:12 am
Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the...
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:12 am
Cops
by Dot » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:09 pm
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Two policemen call their station on the radio. Hello. Is that the Sarge?
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Two policemen call their station on the radio. Hello. Is that the Sarge?
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Last post by Jim Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:10 pm
Australia...
by norman » Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:25 pm
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Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of
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Those snakes sound like the human male species Terry :)
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:20 pm
never Wax your Hoo Ha
by Dot » Sun Mar 08, 2015 1:57 pm
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All hair removal methods have tricked womenn with their promises of easy, painless hair removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now....the...
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What!!!! you mean we can put pics of those places on here?? I don't think so :)
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Last post by Dot Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:24 pm
Placing blame where it belongs
by T1 Terry » Sun Mar 08, 2015 3:06 pm
A man loses everything due to his drinking habits.
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Mar 08, 2015 3:06 pm
Shades Of Grey (a husbands point of view)
by Dot » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:08 pm
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The missus bought a Paperback,
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Perish the thought Dot, :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:10 am
Proof the world is nuts!!!
by Dot » Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:13 pm
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is...
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Pack of sookies
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Last post by Dot Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:19 pm
Don't trust spellchecker
by BruceS » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:34 am
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Hi Bob,
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
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Last post by Jim Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:52 pm
Vatican humour for a Sunday
by Dot » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:17 pm
After getting all of Pope
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:17 pm
Why are wedding dresses white?
by T1 Terry » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:04 pm
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
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Oh no you two don't :) trying to make me write to myself hey?
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Last post by Dot Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:05 pm
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