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Trump (again!)
by Greynomad » Thu Feb 06, 2025 11:47 pm
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Can't help it, if he was on a certain forum beginning with a C he would of been banned. :lol: He never has a nice word for anyone other than his...
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 25, 2025 1:19 am
Just for laughs
by T1 Terry » Mon Sep 15, 2025 8:40 pm
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Thought I'd add a general topic for all those quick funnies you see and want to share
Start it off with this one, Passing the driving test
T1...
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I didn’t know there was a hidden camera at my driving test!!!
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Sep 16, 2025 8:24 pm
feet
by Dot » Mon Sep 01, 2025 9:39 pm
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Being helpful
by Greynomad » Fri Aug 22, 2025 5:51 pm
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Dave,
Your maths skills are obviously better than mine.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Aug 22, 2025 11:31 pm
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Princess v Queen
by Dot » Thu Aug 21, 2025 6:40 pm
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Dottie,
Funny, 😆😆😆…
but hard to believe it happened that way.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Aug 22, 2025 5:42 pm
Stuttering
by Greynomad » Wed Aug 13, 2025 12:04 am
The biology teacher was explaining some interesting facts about animals.
After listing several examples she said, “Animals don’t stutter. Only...
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Aug 13, 2025 12:04 am
Freezing!
by Greynomad » Mon Aug 04, 2025 11:01 pm
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Don’t geddit?
Think other temperature scales.
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Rather nerdy that one Ray ..... Margaret even replied, seriously, has someone stolen Ray's joke book .....
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Aug 04, 2025 11:11 pm
The ULTIMATE Chainsaw!
by Greynomad » Thu Jul 31, 2025 11:16 pm
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This has to be the ULTIMATE chainsaw!
NO smelly, noisy two-stroke; no battery to go flat midway through a cut…
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At least you could turn that one backwards to un-jam the chain :lol:
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Aug 01, 2025 9:41 am
goat
by Dot » Thu Jul 31, 2025 7:29 pm
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Dottie, Dottie, Dottie .... what can I say ....... We will have self driving trucks before they develop the G reatest O f A ll T ime...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jul 31, 2025 10:56 pm
hat
by Dot » Tue Jul 22, 2025 5:20 pm
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laundry
by Dot » Sun Jul 20, 2025 11:19 pm
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Last post by Dot Sun Jul 20, 2025 11:19 pm
pointless joke
by BruceS » Sat Jul 19, 2025 1:24 pm
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yeah, well .................
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Had to open it in a new tab, just to be sure ;) :lol: You need to know they are paying attention after all ..... they also work well from sensing if...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Jul 19, 2025 2:45 pm
History
by Greynomad » Tue Jul 15, 2025 8:02 pm
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There’s no way a horse drew this.
It’s a photograph!
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Funny though. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:01 pm
Body Building
by Greynomad » Tue Jul 15, 2025 8:35 pm
Dr Frankenstein entered a body-building competition.
Only when he arrived at the venue did he realise he had completely misconstrued the purpose of...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jul 15, 2025 8:35 pm
dyson
by Dot » Sun Jul 13, 2025 4:55 pm
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USA V Aus
by BruceS » Sat Jul 12, 2025 7:47 pm
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If DJT had to find the golf balls he hit each time, he'd walk that weight off in a few weeks ;) :lol:
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Jul 12, 2025 10:30 pm
What if .....
by T1 Terry » Sat Jul 05, 2025 9:16 pm
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This was posted on the MG forum and apparently from TikTok. Rory Sutherland does some very interesting interview type things, this sort of in answer...
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If that link was correct, it linked to a drag truck with a Cummins engine.
I don't see the point. I thought we were talking about electric cars....
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jul 06, 2025 9:12 pm
My New Medical Dictionary
by Greynomad » Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:59 pm
I’m writing a new “Plain English” Medical Dictionary so that ordinary people can understand what their doctor is telling them.
Here’s a sample:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:59 pm
How to wash a cat.
by supersparky » Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:59 am
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I just found this on FBk and just had to pass it on.
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It made me chuckle.
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What, no Spin Cycle?!?!
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A Bidet might have sent the cat into a self powered spin cycle ..... an upgrade would be one of those cat tunnels from...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jun 27, 2025 1:21 pm
Truck accident
by Greynomad » Thu Jun 26, 2025 10:52 pm
A truck loaded with two tons of Vicks Vaporub jars overturned on the Hume Highway yesterday.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jun 26, 2025 10:52 pm
T1’s Problem
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 22, 2025 4:55 pm
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A Jon D type requested reply, but in DJT form
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jun 22, 2025 5:03 pm
Pirates
by Greynomad » Sat Jun 21, 2025 10:30 am
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Q. What did the pirate say 12 months after his 79th birthday?
A. “Aye, matey!”
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Q. What did the pirate say 12 months after his 79th birthday?
A. “Aye, matey!”
:lol: :lol: :lol: I had to actually say that one with a pirate...
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:37 pm
Following directions
by Greynomad » Thu Jun 12, 2025 5:41 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Ray.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jun 13, 2025 1:58 am
Spicy!
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 08, 2025 8:28 pm
Woman suggests to her husband that they spice things up a bit by playing ‘Doctors and Nurses’…
So he laid her on a trolley and left her in the...
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