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Medical Alert JOKE
by Dot » Fri Oct 24, 2014 11:50 am
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Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need
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So that's why you sleep in the raw! :shock: :D :D :D
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 27, 2014 4:54 pm
Pronounciation problems...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:26 am
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My sexy Chinese neighbor told me she was desperate for a roger. :shock:
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Especially if your ears are blocked with thighs! (And that's not with a speech impediment!)
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:06 pm
A chasers view
by Dot » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:17 pm
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ONLY Watch if you have a sic mind but it is funny. :lol:
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Trust me, I'm not fiddling with it! So who is then :?: :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:26 pm
Not good on history
by T1 Terry » Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:25 am
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a notable politician happened to appear. The poli took the opportunity to...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:25 am
Shamus & Murphy
by Dot » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:25 pm
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money.
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:25 pm
Frank Feldman
by Chuck » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:26 pm
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:26 pm
To golf or not to golf...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:26 am
Jim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:26 am
Catholic Petrol......
by norman » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:52 am
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Sister Mary Ann, who worked a home care service, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Norman.
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Last post by supersparky Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:59 pm
Senior Citizen Joke
by Dot » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:05 pm
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,
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Last post by Dot Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:05 pm
Charm School
by T1 Terry » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:03 am
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A slight rewrite of an email Bugman sent me, which is of course a rewrite of a very old joke, but it does come across better with the Aussie setting...
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And as Mrs Brown would say That's Nice :)
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Last post by Dot Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:58 pm
The Squeezer...
by norman » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:37 pm
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they
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Was his name George? he came home with a grand today.
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Last post by Chuck Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:37 pm
How to get to Heaven from Ireland...
by norman » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:49 pm
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
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Last post by norman Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:49 pm
Blood transfusion
by Dot » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:09 pm
Fred, a lifelong white racist living in the East End of London is in a major car crash.
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Last post by Dot Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:09 pm
Forest Gump at the Pearly Gates
by Dot » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:43 am
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Something cheerful to start the week OH! YEH! I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS!
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As he should
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Last post by dapope Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:48 am
A Man's Age-As determined By A Trip To Bunnings
by Dot » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:27 pm
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A Man's Age -- as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings
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poor things !!
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:21 pm
Children At Church...
by norman » Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:22 pm
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
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Last post by norman Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:22 pm
Self Help Classes
by Dot » Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:45 pm
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Men Teaching Classes for Women at
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...it does give the blokes some heart to see they do not suffer alone :lol:
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Last post by generdawg Thu Sep 25, 2014 9:35 pm
Nine thoughts to ponder
by Dot » Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:49 pm
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Number 9
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:D :lol: :D :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:13 pm
Finally a nice Lawyer story...
by Chuck » Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:58 pm
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If you think lawyers don't have hearts, read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none.
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Yep.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:11 pm
The Poor Princess
by Dot » Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:31 pm
Once upon a time there
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 20, 2014 7:31 pm
Bluey...
by norman » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:19 pm
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Bluey who lives in the Queensland outback goes to an outdoor show at the Brisbane Showgrounds
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I reckon I know them fellas. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:52 pm
The British Penny...
by norman » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:37 pm
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THE BRITISH PENNY
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It is hoped that this will be a great relief to everyone.
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Last post by generdawg Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:51 am
Ball theory...
by norman » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:42 pm
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INTERESTING OBSERVATION .............
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Awesome, Norman!!
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Last post by Swisslulu Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:46 pm
Quick witts wins every time
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:46 am
An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years.
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:46 am
Wife Missing
by Dot » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:03 pm
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A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:
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Ha ha ha :lol: :?: :ugeek:
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Last post by Mrcoolabah1au Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:35 pm
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