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by T1 Terry » Tue May 27, 2014 8:19 pm
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue May 27, 2014 8:19 pm
Who said nursing homes are boring?
by Chuck » Tue May 27, 2014 9:15 am
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge of their nursing home one evening.
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Last post by Chuck Tue May 27, 2014 9:15 am
You can be lucky sometimes
by T1 Terry » Mon May 26, 2014 10:46 am
An oldie but still a gem :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon May 26, 2014 10:46 am
The Italian wedding.
by Chuck » Mon May 19, 2014 3:04 pm
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married.
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:? 8-) :P
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 24, 2014 11:13 pm
Dyson Vacuum cleaner ad.
by Chuck » Tue May 20, 2014 9:24 am
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Only the British could dream up this Commercial.
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Yeah. The fat one! :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 24, 2014 10:30 pm
One Of The Brighter Moments From BBC Quizes
by Dot » Fri May 23, 2014 8:28 pm
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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
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Thicker than two short planks...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 24, 2014 2:49 pm
The Morality of Dishonesty
by T1 Terry » Thu May 22, 2014 2:52 pm
Yet another cracker from Casino John
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu May 22, 2014 2:52 pm
Headlines
by RussellB[SA] » Wed May 21, 2014 7:43 pm
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Subject: FW: Proofreading is a dying art
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Totally agree, they even have the equivalent on the tv and radio, even the old & trusted ABC & BBC presenters can't speak the correct grammar &...
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Last post by Dot Wed May 21, 2014 9:15 pm
Rugby Genius
by T1 Terry » Tue May 20, 2014 11:42 am
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Another gem from Casino John
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It says an awful lot about the players :o
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Last post by dapope Tue May 20, 2014 1:16 pm
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Last post by Chuck Tue May 20, 2014 9:27 am
Short reading from the Bible...
by Chuck » Mon May 19, 2014 2:51 pm
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From Genesis:
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And no sounds of life are coming from the Chuck Wagon . :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon May 19, 2014 8:59 pm
Post Budget Humour
by T1 Terry » Thu May 15, 2014 7:16 pm
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There have been a few good ones about, this turned up from Twitter
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forum002.jpg
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Last post by Dot Sun May 18, 2014 12:25 pm
Two Different Dr,s
by norman » Thu May 15, 2014 6:44 pm
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Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!
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And usually the senior cit snuffs after a couple of weeks and the golden boy is back to sniffing all and sundry.. :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu May 15, 2014 9:41 pm
Dont come back...
by norman » Mon May 05, 2014 6:40 am
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A man and his wife are having a big argument she yells at him and tells him to get out and not come back. As he walks out the door she shouts i hope...
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Well Red doesn't need smako's and any food for that matter.
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Last post by homeless Wed May 14, 2014 9:13 am
Little Johnny at it again...
by Chuck » Tue May 13, 2014 9:56 am
Teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class:
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Last post by Chuck Tue May 13, 2014 9:56 am
God said to Adam
by Dot » Mon May 12, 2014 9:45 am
God
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Last post by Dot Mon May 12, 2014 9:45 am
18 into 54
by bugman47 » Sun May 11, 2014 5:44 pm
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Note left on fridge………
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Oh yeah baby.. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun May 11, 2014 8:56 pm
Defrosting.
by Chuck » Fri May 09, 2014 1:06 pm
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or foreplay as she likes to call it.
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or foreplay as she likes to call it.
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Last post by Chuck Sat May 10, 2014 3:55 pm
Dot said...
by Chuck » Fri May 09, 2014 1:08 pm
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She accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles, so, her next crap could spell disaster. :shock:
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She accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles, so, her next crap could spell disaster. :shock:
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Last post by Keith Morris Sat May 10, 2014 10:59 am
Then she asked...
by Chuck » Fri May 09, 2014 1:11 pm
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
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Last post by Chuck Fri May 09, 2014 1:11 pm
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Last post by Chuck Fri May 09, 2014 1:01 pm
When U black U black (humour)
by norman » Mon May 05, 2014 6:13 am
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This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny.
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Beauty :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu May 08, 2014 3:07 pm
Classy Insult
by Greynomad » Sat May 03, 2014 4:19 pm
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.
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Hello
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Last post by Noggins Sat May 03, 2014 7:21 pm
Perfect cup of Tea...
by norman » Sat May 03, 2014 11:52 am
Experts tell us that the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
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Last post by norman Sat May 03, 2014 11:52 am
Dentist v Gynochologist.
by Chuck » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:23 pm
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:twisted: :twisted:
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I hope not - I sent it to my mates. They would understand. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by SteveW Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:04 pm
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