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by pet-els » Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:16 pm
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A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says....
Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.
The...
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Thats pretty Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :)
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Last post by iiCamper Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:44 pm
Bitch 'til the End!
by Chuck » Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:46 am
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman...
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Last post by Chuck Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:46 am
About Dot, T!,Bruce,and others.
by bugman47 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:26 am
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One day God was looking down at earth and
saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one...
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it was one of those sworn to secrecy emails I'm afraid Gordon, Wendy would have received one though :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:09 pm
Military Warning from Pakistan
by Dot » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:56 pm
This morning, the Pakistan Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar
Upperkhan, warned Australia to cease all military activities in Afghanistan.
He...
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:56 pm
Ah those Scottish girls !!!
by mininut2 » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:43 pm
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL!
Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Greek...
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Last post by mininut2 Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:43 pm
The golfing Nun...
by norman » Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:15 am
THE GOLFING NUN........
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
'What...
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Last post by norman Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:15 am
New Locks for toilets
by norman » Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:52 pm
New South African Toilet Door Lock indicator
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New Toilet Door Lock
This one deserves an...
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Last post by norman Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:52 pm
Politicians & prizes...
by Chuck » Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:22 pm
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Fred was in the fertilized egg business,he had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records and any...
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Chuck I really like that one M8.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:49 pm
She's lost it...
by Chuck » Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:12 pm
A woman goes to the hospital.
What seems to be the problem? asked the Doctor.
Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from...
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Last post by Chuck Sat Apr 19, 2014 2:12 pm
Irish Coffee
by RussellB[SA] » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:09 pm
Irish Coffee
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in Reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?'...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:09 pm
Breakfast
by Dot » Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:40 pm
A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to
ask her students what they had for breakfast.
To add a spelling component,...
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:40 pm
Centrelink Inquiry
by T1 Terry » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:37 am
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Yet another Casino John classic
A letter to Centrelink ........this will wreck your head but Tasmanians may completely understand it.
Dear...
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I see that you and Chuck are on John's email list.
He should join the forum.
Not in this lifetime!!! :roll:
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Last post by Chuck Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:48 am
WARNING! Groan-worthy joke ahead!
by Greynomad » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:56 pm
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Q: Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
A: Because the parrots eat 'em all!
:? :roll: :cry:
OK:
Explanation time.
Try running the last four...
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I had a code once.
But youse all nose that! :D
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:14 pm
Can you read this...
by norman » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:33 pm
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Try to say the color of the words, instead of actually reading them. You will find it surprisingly difficult. The right half of your brain is trying...
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Last post by norman Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:39 pm
Inner Peace
by Dot » Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:08 pm
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If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people...
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Flipped through Dog Texting book before Christmas... V. funny.
Unfortunately I didn't buy it on the spot.
The following week the bookshop closed down!
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:44 pm
Bad News About Grandpa
by T1 Terry » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:55 pm
Another classic from Casino John, I wonder where he gets them all. Should offend a few at least :lol:
Bad News About Grandpa
An elderly man...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:55 pm
Death, Taxes, and ...
by Greynomad » Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:18 am
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The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman.
Can I help you? she asked.
I want Natalie. the old man replied.
Sir, Natalie...
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Good one Ray :lol: might be worth going back to school to study law if they are the perks. :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:31 pm
Harry The Eagle... oldie but still good value...
by norman » Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:13 pm
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One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn't return he went looking and...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:23 pm
Bumper sticker with a message
by T1 Terry » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:54 am
This is an oldie, but as I received it this morning I thought I'd share it with anyone who hasn't seen it yet. It's quite uplifting and makes you...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:54 am
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Last post by bellett65 Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:15 pm
Bums...
by Chuck » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:06 pm
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A new study has found that women with large bums live longer than men who mention it! :? :? :?
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IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the...
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Last post by pet-els Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:57 am
Just the Fact Please
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:58 pm
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:58 pm
This could happen to you
by Dot » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:09 pm
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Several days ago as I left a meeting I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys.
They were not in my pockets. A quick...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:36 pm
Her tax return...
by Chuck » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:04 pm
A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
he accountant says, Before we begin, I'll need...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:04 pm
Cab drivers dilemma
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:29 am
If you’ve ever had an Indian taxi driver you'll love this one...
A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at the Federal Hotel .
The...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:29 am
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