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True Love
by Dot » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:15 pm
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While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.
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Poor George!
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Last post by SteveW Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:43 am
Some Humor
by 2foot6 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:05 pm
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
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Last post by 2foot6 Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:05 pm
Interesting
by Dot » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:03 pm
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WHEN IS SHE GOING TO RUN FOR PARLIAMENT? ( GOT MY VOTE!)
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Vote 1, T1.... has a nice ring to it eh :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:41 pm
Bees & Golf
by Dot » Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:14 pm
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A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
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:o :o :o
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Last post by Chuck Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:16 am
Specs-savers
by Chuck » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:24 am
I’m off to Specsavers for my appointment. By the way
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Last post by Chuck Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:24 am
The Rose.
by Chuck » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:01 pm
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There was once an Irish actor who did Shakespearean plays, but had aged and could no longer remember his lines!
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Dare ya... go on!! :twisted:
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Last post by Chuck Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:00 pm
A day at the races
by Dot » Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:30 am
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Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:19 pm
BREAKING RUBBER
by pop's coaster54 » Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:00 pm
What is the differnce between bungee jumping and a hooker?
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Last post by pop's coaster54 Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:00 pm
Sarcastic & Charming
by Dot » Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:51 pm
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I...
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Last post by Dot Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:51 pm
Parachute Club.
by Chuck » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:29 am
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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
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Chuck.
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Last post by pop's coaster54 Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:35 am
Grandad passed away
by Dot » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:23 pm
If you have a good memory, lived on a farm or ever went camping, you will know what's meant, when you read this Classic Aussie Poem.
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Last post by Dot Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:23 pm
Did I send you this
by Dot » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:17 pm
complements from Eddie the bush rat....
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Last post by Dot Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:17 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:10 pm
Finally figured it out
by bellett65 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:05 am
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After viewing a rather loooooooong thread in another place I finally got it.
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I don't think Madam Tussaud would be interested in my chest... I'm a -A cup.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:26 am
Good old Billy
by mininut2 » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:22 pm
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Hopefully this one hasn't been on before
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I know is unedumecated as I hate reading bugga thought I had ya Sir colRay !! :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:22 am
Driving Test...
by norman » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:22 pm
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Whoever came up with this storyline is a genius! What must this guy have scored in his driving test !...
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Some people have too much spare time...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:57 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:51 pm
Japanese Doctor
by norman » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:46 pm
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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
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Cut out all the bad stuff and you won't necessarily live longer, but sure will seem like it's taken for ever to die :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:55 pm
Priceless....
by norman » Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:44 pm
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
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Last post by norman Sat Feb 15, 2014 4:44 pm
Granny's Advice
by Dot » Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:18 pm
Yes, our grandmothers still had genuine knowledge of staying naturally healthy!!!
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Last post by Dot Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:18 pm
Huggies v Depend
by Dot » Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:04 pm
I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as Luvs , Huggies, and Pampers', while undergarments for...
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Last post by Dot Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:04 pm
My New Pet
by 2foot6 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:49 am
A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
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Last post by 2foot6 Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:49 am
Politically (in)correct in Australia
by Chuck » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:24 pm
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I rooted a Sheila called Penny – spooky or what?
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Last post by Chuck Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:24 pm
Two blokes in a pub...
by Chuck » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:21 pm
I couldn't help but over-hear two blokes in their mid-twenties while standing at the bar.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:21 pm
????????...May offend some ....Profanity..
by norman » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:45 pm
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Bit rude if your english speaking, Not if your Austrian......
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Dottie,
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:02 am
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