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Grand Pa's Drink
by Dot » Sun May 12, 2013 1:46 pm
ONE FOR ALL THE OLD CODGERS !!!!
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Last post by Dot Sun May 12, 2013 1:46 pm
Income Tax Statement...
by norman » Sat May 11, 2013 5:34 pm
Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, It is me.
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Last post by norman Sat May 11, 2013 5:34 pm
Conversation between woman interviewer & a man
by Dot » Sat May 11, 2013 2:03 pm
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Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?
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Man: Do you drink?
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Last post by generdawg Sat May 11, 2013 2:41 pm
Downpipe repair...
by norman » Thu May 09, 2013 5:54 pm
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My wife said Fix that downspout TODAY!
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My wife said Fix that downspout TODAY!
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Last post by Keith Morris Sat May 11, 2013 10:22 am
Snappy Answers
by Kit Kat » Sat May 04, 2013 6:18 am
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these...
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A truck driver was driving along on the highway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge ahead.
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Last post by Kit Kat Fri May 10, 2013 10:10 am
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Last post by Greynomad Thu May 09, 2013 12:04 am
Globalization?
by RussellB[SA] » Wed May 08, 2013 11:35 pm
What Is Globalization?....
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Wed May 08, 2013 11:35 pm
Poker Face
by Dot » Wed May 08, 2013 12:31 pm
The Poker Player
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Last post by Dot Wed May 08, 2013 12:31 pm
Scottish joke...
by norman » Wed May 08, 2013 7:21 am
I was standing in a bar in Glasgow yesterday and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
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Last post by norman Wed May 08, 2013 7:21 am
Morning sex....
by norman » Wed May 08, 2013 7:17 am
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in....
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Last post by norman Wed May 08, 2013 7:17 am
Cinderella...
by norman » Wed May 08, 2013 7:07 am
Cinderella is now 105 years old.
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Last post by norman Wed May 08, 2013 7:07 am
Lonely widows Ad
by Dot » Tue May 07, 2013 8:39 pm
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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
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You mean the joke hey Helen... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Tue May 07, 2013 9:39 pm
True
by bellett65 » Mon May 06, 2013 3:31 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Mon May 06, 2013 3:31 pm
The Indian With One Testicle
by Dot » Sun May 05, 2013 6:49 pm
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
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Last post by Dot Sun May 05, 2013 6:49 pm
Phil's Scrotum
by Dot » Sun May 05, 2013 2:02 pm
The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife...........
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Last post by Dot Sun May 05, 2013 2:02 pm
Country boy...
by norman » Sun May 05, 2013 12:39 pm
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When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.
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Without saying :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Sun May 05, 2013 2:02 pm
A Non PC look back at 2012
by T1 Terry » Sun May 05, 2013 10:14 am
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this was stolen from the Sailing Cruisers forum
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40 !
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Last post by generdawg Sun May 05, 2013 10:19 am
And That's How the Fight Started!!
by aussiegirl » Thu May 02, 2013 9:41 pm
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
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Last post by aussiegirl Fri May 03, 2013 9:49 pm
Morris....
by norman » Fri May 03, 2013 8:34 pm
There once was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai. So he put up posters throughout the land saying he was searching for a new chief...
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Last post by norman Fri May 03, 2013 8:34 pm
Irish again..
by norman » Fri May 03, 2013 8:25 pm
An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return,
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Last post by norman Fri May 03, 2013 8:25 pm
Prostate check..
by norman » Fri May 03, 2013 8:18 pm
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist
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Last post by norman Fri May 03, 2013 8:18 pm
The Dot.... No not that one...
by norman » Fri May 03, 2013 8:14 pm
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot (Tikka) on their foreheads.
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Last post by norman Fri May 03, 2013 8:14 pm
Who conned Who?
by Dot » Fri May 03, 2013 7:51 pm
Many years had passed since the day a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered her local butcher shop and confronted the owner with the news...
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Last post by Dot Fri May 03, 2013 7:51 pm
Coles Specials - Beware
by RussellB[SA] » Fri May 03, 2013 3:20 pm
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles.
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[quote= RussellB ]...'So does 24 cans of Tooheys, and it's half the price.'
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Last post by generdawg Fri May 03, 2013 4:29 pm
Valentines day
by Dot » Fri May 03, 2013 10:53 am
A husband walks into Victoria ’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his
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Last post by Dot Fri May 03, 2013 10:53 am
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