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Grumpy.
by Kit Kat » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:00 am
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed.
The line inched along for almost an hour until the man...
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Last post by Kit Kat Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:00 am
The Barber
by aussiegirl » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:44 pm
The Barber
A Guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I
can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of...
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Last post by aussiegirl Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:44 pm
Sensitive Australian Males
by Kit Kat » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:32 am
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the...
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Last post by Kit Kat Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:32 am
Maxine
by Dot » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:46 pm
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Last post by Dot Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:46 pm
Hot Mamma!
by Kit Kat » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:59 am
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A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady...
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The doctor rang the same 92yo a week later and advised him again to be really careful the old fella replied, OK I will take it easy but if she dies,...
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Last post by mikeg Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:43 pm
A Change of Plans
by Kit Kat » Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:53 am
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time.
After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the...
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Last post by Kit Kat Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:53 am
Blind man in a bar
by Dot » Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:52 pm
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A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to...
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:52 pm
Irish Coffee
by Dot » Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:40 pm
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the...
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:40 pm
Trip to OZ
by norman » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:36 pm
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A Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from...
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haha....... very good one Norman!!!
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Last post by BruceS Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:56 pm
Chilli delight Scottish style
by RussellB[SA] » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:40 am
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A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow......
He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Wilbor Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:56 am
Dead Cow At Vet School
by Dot » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:35 pm
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First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy
class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table
with...
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My old man used to con nursing students with the urine testing like that.....dip one finger, lick another to test how sugary the urine was....he was...
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Last post by dapope Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:38 pm
The Hypnotist
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:45 pm
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It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.
After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano,
it was time for the Star of the...
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:oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:59 pm
one for the men
by aussiegirl » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:56 pm
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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who...
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Bet his name was Richard Bucket !!!
:lol: ;) :lol: ;) :lol:
(Husband to Hyacinth It's pronounced 'Bouquet'! )
UK program: 'Keeping Up...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:04 pm
My New Job...
by Chuck » Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:53 am
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Just the other day someone asked me ...
Now that you're retired do you miss having a job?
I replied... Oh yes, initially, but I quickly found a...
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Just the other day someone asked me ...
Now that you're retired do you miss having a job?
I replied... Oh yes, initially, but I quickly found a...
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Last post by Noggins Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:33 am
The Moral Of Aunty Sharon
by Dot » Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:03 pm
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids...
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:03 pm
In Heaven
by Dot » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:35 pm
On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were
involved in a fatal car accident.
Being good Catholics the young couple find...
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Last post by Dot Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:35 pm
The Media
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:40 am
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A harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park , Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her...
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Russel,
I remember a tale from the lead-up to Whitlam's election:
The Great Leader was asked if he expected any positive coverage from the Murdoch...
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:54 pm
The Media
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:23 am
A harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park , Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:23 am
Low bridge
by T1 Terry » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:36 pm
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Some unique methods of modifying a vehicle to fit under a low bridge, the 5'er takes the cake though.
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:o :o :o
OUCH!!
:oops: :oops: :oops:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:18 am
Yagotta luv the oirish
by RussellB[SA] » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:43 pm
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Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
He...
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Luv it Russell. An oldie but a goodie.
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Last post by supersparky Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:50 pm
Hunting Story
by John M » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:09 am
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor 6 months after a fertility and general check up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old...
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The 85 yr old bloke marries a 25 yr old woman, 12mths later he's in the maternity ward with the new wife, they have a healthy son delivered. The...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:53 pm
50 Shades of Grey - A husbands point of view
by aussiegirl » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:15 pm
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
......
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Last post by aussiegirl Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:15 pm
Who is this
by bellett65 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:25 pm
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Does this sound familiar
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Oh yeah!!
Pick me..... !! :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:37 pm
5 Older Ladies
by aussiegirl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:44 pm
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5 OLDER LADIES
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH.
Says he...
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a very good one i had a chuckel
Helen the reformed boring one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Helen Grose Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:10 pm
depression
by bellett65 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:22 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:22 pm
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