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Idiots on the phone
by Dot » Wed Oct 20, 2021 6:23 pm
A man spoke frantically into the phone: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 20, 2021 6:23 pm
The speech therapist
by Dot » Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:31 pm
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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group.
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Ooooooo, Dottie!
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:05 pm
Church organist
by Dot » Thu Oct 14, 2021 2:25 pm
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A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played...
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:? :shock: :o
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:01 pm
Yet Another Arnie joke
by Greynomad » Sat Oct 09, 2021 6:57 pm
Q: What is Arnie Schwarznegger’s nickname now that he has retired?
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 09, 2021 6:57 pm
Maths in the Covid era
by Greynomad » Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:24 pm
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If Jimmy the hairdresser wants to marry Alice the personal trainer in an open-air food court in an LGA of Concern, how many people can attend the...
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They’re in a State of Confusion. 🤣
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 09, 2021 6:55 pm
Door knocker
by Dot » Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:04 pm
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A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, Do you have a vag*ina
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:? :shock: :o 8-) :P :lol: :twisted:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:18 pm
Irish joke
by Dot » Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:24 pm
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Two Irishmen were working for Dundee City Council public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the...
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Yes, Dottie… :?
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 09, 2021 4:56 pm
Clever undertaker
by Dot » Wed Oct 06, 2021 7:30 pm
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A woman went to review her dead husband’s body at the funeral parlour before the funeral service the next day. She was very upset to find that he was...
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Didn't see that coming.
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Last post by jon_d Wed Oct 06, 2021 8:43 pm
Travelers story
by Dot » Tue Oct 05, 2021 10:23 am
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It was in Ireland, of all places, and back in those days (1970's) the Indian restaurants in the UK had Madras curry that was hot, Vindaloo, very hot,...
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Did similar in Thia restaurant in Albany WA . Ordered traditional. Waiteŕ asked if I liked HOT. I said yep and waited and out it came with the...
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 05, 2021 7:04 pm
Tom Dick & Harry
by Dot » Fri Oct 01, 2021 4:55 pm
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You don’t monkey with the big monkey! :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:49 pm
husb & wife bed stories
by Dot » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:05 am
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:05 am
Dear Son
by Dot » Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:14 pm
Dear son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.
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Last post by Dot Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:14 pm
sad
by Dot » Thu Sep 30, 2021 12:54 pm
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There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one...
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A biker walks into a truck stop along with a heap of his mates, throws one truckers meal on the floor and empties the truckers freshly brewed coffee...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:18 am
Indian joke
by Dot » Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:33 pm
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Mahatma Ghandi is well known as a mystical leader. He walked everywhere barefooted and developed large callouses on his feet. He also was not...
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Or the grape the escaped the wine vat because it was a little seedy?
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Sep 30, 2021 11:14 am
big brother
by 2foot6 » Tue Sep 28, 2021 11:10 pm
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Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Last post by Coolabah1au Wed Sep 29, 2021 12:17 pm
Dad & Dave
by Dot » Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:33 am
Dave brings horses he bought and has been riding it home thru the towns
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:33 am
After Life
by Greynomad » Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:32 pm
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A man and his wife sit down to breakfast.
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 28, 2021 12:07 am
You know you're getting old when .....
by T1 Terry » Wed Sep 01, 2021 11:33 am
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Thought this deserved it's own thread, there are so many great ideas on this one :lol:
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Clever, T1. Clever.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:08 pm
Whinging husband
by Dot » Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:04 pm
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I...
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Last post by Dot Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:04 pm
A naughty nun joke
by Dot » Sun Sep 26, 2021 7:42 pm
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A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally she says no...
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Where I worked the nuns there all drove. (us all mad) :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Sep 26, 2021 8:50 pm
Ode fart of Chuck
by Dot » Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:33 pm
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A fart it is a pleasant thing,
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Ahhh...thanks for remembering Dot. :D
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Last post by Dot Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:49 pm
Soup & ?
by BruceS » Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:11 pm
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Charlton Heston is on tv now Ben Hur :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:47 pm
One for the girls
by Dot » Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:12 am
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going ?' inquired God.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:32 pm
sex on mars
by Dot » Sat Sep 25, 2021 3:11 pm
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The year is 2222 and John and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Shirley Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:48 pm
aged wisdom
by Dot » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:51 pm
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An Airbus 380 is on it's way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2...
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Priceless Dot :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:38 am
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