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A giggle for the day
by pet-els » Wed Oct 07, 2020 8:45 am
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:...
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Last post by pet-els Wed Oct 07, 2020 8:45 am
Fannie Green
by pet-els » Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:02 am
A man enters a confessional, and says to the Irish Priest,
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Last post by pet-els Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:02 am
Heaven’s clocks
by Greynomad » Wed Sep 30, 2020 11:14 am
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A man dies and goes to heaven.
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The names change but the joke remains just as funny .... well, with Donald it could have been an act of kindness and they leant his clock to the...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Sep 30, 2020 1:27 pm
Very Old Joke
by Greynomad » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:34 am
An Englishman, Irishman & a Scot walked into a bar.
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Problem post
by Greynomad » Mon Sep 21, 2020 12:07 am
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Bluddy Moderators... 8-) :lol:
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That hole Ray put up is an asian bog.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Sep 29, 2020 12:15 am
Home Covid Test
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:14 pm
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For those who are concerned they might have Covid 19 but can't be a*sed to go and get tested.
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My blurred vision usually self corrects after a few cups of tea. Almost always gone by 11am. But mine is also generally self inflicted. :D
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Last post by supersparky Fri Sep 25, 2020 2:01 pm
Colonoscopy
by pet-els » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:40 am
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Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.
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Yeah but when I had mine they shoved it up the wrong orifice and my husb to be (Mohammad)called off the wedding because I was not intact :lol: :lol:...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:55 am
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:30 pm
How to reply
by RobertNotBob » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:56 am
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Found this while cruising this morning
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The kids & I were chatting the other evening.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Sep 20, 2020 2:30 pm
Cryptic clue
by Greynomad » Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:40 am
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Came across this cryptic clue on a crossword recently:
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Correct, T1.
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:08 pm
A day in the life of a BMW driver
by T1 Terry » Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:54 pm
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The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my multilane highways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
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:lol: :lol: :roll: I can't take a Prius seriously at any speed.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:34 pm
Classy Insults
by pet-els » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:47 am
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When insults had class .... and not 4 letter words!
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The old round was Do you know what I like about you? Nothing After that became exhausted from over use I adapted it to know what I like about you?...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:37 pm
Between a Rock & a Hard Place
by Greynomad » Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:42 pm
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Just rediscovered this clipping, quoting from the Royal Melbourne Yacht Squadron's magazine, Seabreeze :
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I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:17 am
Change of Gender
by pet-els » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:39 pm
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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knows much more about the game then they...
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That's a good one
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Last post by Helen Grose Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:11 am
Jane & Tarzan
by Dot » Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:24 pm
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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:
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When Tarzan and Jane were doing, for the want of a better word, body identification
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Last post by Noggins Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:38 pm
Birds
by Dot » Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:10 pm
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A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses, Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
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.... and that's where the saying came from;
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Last post by jon_d Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:50 pm
Gotta get me some Tampons!!
by Shirley » Sat Sep 05, 2020 9:04 am
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Shirley Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:52 pm
ATM
by pet-els » Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:58 am
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The old gentleman handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £50 .
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Yup!
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:36 am
Cowards
by Dot » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:09 pm
Mick ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:09 pm
Fun with Keys
by Greynomad » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:59 pm
Sent to me recently...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:59 pm
The Jury
by pet-els » Thu Aug 20, 2020 8:14 am
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In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals, here is a jury to be proud of:
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Smart lawyer.
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Aug 20, 2020 3:29 pm
KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD UGLY WOMAN
by pet-els » Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:54 am
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KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD UGLY WOMAN
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Pet-els speakum with straight tongue. Ugh.
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Aug 17, 2020 1:30 pm
Smiths story
by Dot » Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:41 pm
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
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Last post by Dot Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:41 pm
Bank robber
by Greynomad » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:15 pm
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Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber?
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The Irish bank robber who was told there was no cash available because it had all been taken to the vault. He demand $10,000 be put into his bank...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:44 pm
Thought for the day?
by pet-els » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:29 am
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A VERY DISTURBING REVELATION …………………
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Good one Peter 😁😁
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