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By hook or ...
by Greynomad » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:29 am
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Did you know Captain Hook bought his hook from a second-hand shop?
... think about it... 😜
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after that he had to go to the eye bank...
Dam seagulls...!!!
vik... :o
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Last post by Vik351 Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:28 am
Greenie/koala
by Dot » Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:29 pm
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A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum...
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Ha Ha Ha :lol: :lol: , it's good to see that some of our members haven't lost their sense of humour. :roll: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:26 pm
Letter to Santa
by Greynomad » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:11 pm
Dear Santa,
This year I'd like you to give me a big fat bank balance and a nice slim body.
... and please don't get them mixed up like you did last...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:11 pm
Lucky or what?
by Dot » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:02 pm
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A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:31 pm
1961 dating...
by Chuck » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:07 am
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Y ou need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this...
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with...
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Yeah I used to do that dance ;) ;)
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Last post by Dot Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:49 pm
Seven days.
by Chuck » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:19 am
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MONDAY.
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely...
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Wot T1 said...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Oct 15, 2019 5:54 pm
God went missing...
by Greynomad » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:54 pm
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Obviously, this was written by a Tasmanian...
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God was missing for six days.
Eventually, the Archangel Gabriel found...
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Spot on. Thanks mate.
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Last post by Grandad Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:25 am
Another Blonde Joke
by Greynomad » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:25 pm
Dr: I’m just waiting for your x-rays.
Blonde: But I’ve never dated anyone called Ray.
Dr: I think we’ll do a brain scan, as well.
:?
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:25 pm
Aussie magician.
by Chuck » Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:53 am
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An Aussie and a Kiwi walk into a bakery.
The Kiwi steals three pastries from the counter and puts them in his pockets.
He turns to the Aussie and...
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That,s ok Chuck skin,s nearly has thick as an Aussie,s.
Norman, we know that you are a pom anyway. So it doesn't count! :lol: :lol: :roll:...
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Last post by norman Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:10 pm
Mummy, how was I born... ?
by Chuck » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:53 am
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A 7 year old girl asks her mother; “Mummy, how was I born?
Mum smiled and replied:
“Well, once upon a time, Daddy and I decided to plant a...
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I've drunk red but doubt if any of them could be classified as 'good'...so will take your word & first hand knowledge on that one.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:46 am
The Crumpled Bills
by Chuck » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:22 am
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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband:
“Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him...
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Excellent thank you.
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Last post by RobertNotBob Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:54 pm
Heaven or Hell ?
by pet-els » Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:44 pm
Once upon a time there were two brothers.
One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble.
The other brother, however, was very good....
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Last post by pet-els Sun Sep 08, 2019 3:44 pm
A bit 'iffy' - maybe.
by Chuck » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:38 am
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Compliments to 'Maxine' - the cartoon version - for this one.
I hesitated putting this one up - but it is kinda funny - & factual.
I bought a...
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It's a bit like the pollie that said those pacific islanders that were going to loose their livelihood due to the rising sea level, they won't be...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:57 pm
Just a few laughs
by Dot » Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:57 pm
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❗️My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She...
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They walk among us, they breed, and they vote …....
:? It's the last bit that worries me! :shock: :o
viz: USA and President Clown...
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Aug 29, 2019 12:43 am
Doctor's visit...
by Chuck » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:04 am
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May be an oldie but first time I've seen it...
During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level.
He...
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I, too, have played two games in my entire life.
My scores were too embarrassing to share. They resembled a 10-pin bowling score...
Surgery and a...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:06 am
out of luck?
by BruceS » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:39 pm
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How was your day?
worse1.jpg
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worse2.jpg
And the moral of the story is...
When your getting screwed and there aint nuthin you can do about it...
The grass is always...
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:26 pm
A Windy Tale
by Greynomad » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:05 pm
An old lady was standing at the rail of a cruise ship holding her hat on tight so the wind would not tear it off her head.
A gentleman approached...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:05 pm
Another Quiz Question
by Greynomad » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:09 pm
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
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A: A milky baa kid.
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Time to repeat that Oldie but a Goodie :
Q: When we can't sleep, why do we count sheep, and not dogs, cats, or even giraffes?
A: Because sheep are...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:27 pm
Psychiatrist
by pet-els » Sun Jul 28, 2019 2:30 pm
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What’s in a name ?
A psychiatrist was conducting a Group Therapy Session with five young. mothers and their small children. You all have...
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Good one Peter 👍👍
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Last post by Shirley Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:13 pm
Today's quiz question
by Greynomad » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:12 pm
Q: What is grey, has four legs & a trunk?
(It's not what you think... :? )
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A: A mouse going on a...
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:12 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:14 am
getting older .....
by BruceS » Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:09 pm
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Three elderly women are talking about their troubles.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to...
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Underwear Police?!?!?!?!? :shock:
You mean my #*#*#* might be arrested?? :o
Where would they put the handcuffs? :?
And would I have to go to the...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:55 pm
The Centipede.
by Chuck » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:11 am
A single bloke decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store & told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After...
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Last post by Chuck Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:11 am
Funny street art
by T1 Terry » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:15 pm
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The latest in the Folau collection, apparently this is on the side of a pub in Sydney. Folau mural.png
Read the number plate and the BSB and...
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This is not posed - just a lucky grab in a Melbourne laneway.
Melbourne Laneway 7-11-14.jpg
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Last post by SteveW Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:33 pm
How very British ...
by Chuck » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:36 am
In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him.
The trouble with you English is that you are...
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:36 am
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