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Hawkie's Humour
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:05 pm
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A joke told to a journalist by the late Robert James Lee Hawke:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: Nothing has changed in 20 years has it. :roll: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:10 pm
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
by BruceS » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:27 pm
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
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tanks here---
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Last post by Dot Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:06 pm
Improvement ?
by pet-els » Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:17 pm
A ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.
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Last post by pet-els Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:17 pm
Walk with me...
by Chuck » Sat May 25, 2019 8:36 am
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Most of us are ambivalent about aging. We wish that we had more energy and less aches and pains but, on the other hand, we’re happy to be alive. This...
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Thanks Chuck. :D Another good one!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun May 26, 2019 7:37 pm
Kwik Kwiz
by Greynomad » Fri May 24, 2019 11:42 pm
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Q: What’s the difference between a tourniquet and a wedding ring?
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Bad luck for some not finding out what it’s all about 🤔
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Last post by Mrcoolabah1au Sun May 26, 2019 12:36 pm
Marriage Thoughts #203
by Greynomad » Sat May 25, 2019 12:20 am
WIFE: A housekeeper who gets bed & bored.
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 25, 2019 12:20 am
How to wash a cat
by T1 Terry » Thu May 23, 2019 5:00 pm
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From another forum but appears to be off FarceBook
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:P :lol: :P :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri May 24, 2019 3:51 pm
Paying for sex
by T1 Terry » Thu May 23, 2019 5:11 pm
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On their wedding night, the young bride
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Yup.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri May 24, 2019 9:46 am
Zen teachings.
by pet-els » Sun May 19, 2019 9:57 am
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact,...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by pet-els Tue May 21, 2019 3:57 pm
Oldies tricks
by Dot » Sun May 19, 2019 5:14 pm
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts...
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Last post by Dot Sun May 19, 2019 5:14 pm
Some jokes about ourselves.. well some of us.
by Chuck » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:44 am
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
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Will have to explain to DOT that it is not kosher to be seen on ones hands & knees sniffing others nether regions. :cry:
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Last post by Chuck Wed May 15, 2019 8:58 am
The Gentleman Golfer...
by Chuck » Sun May 12, 2019 11:33 am
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Have seen this one previously... but it's still a goodun.
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If the golfer is still around hunting, we’ll toss a lost ball back over the fence for them.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon May 13, 2019 5:47 pm
Butch the rooster
by Dot » Sun May 12, 2019 4:01 pm
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Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred
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The farmer decides ol' Butch the rooster is approaching his use-by date so he starts the process of introducing a new rooster to the hen house, but...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon May 13, 2019 3:06 pm
Golfer...
by Chuck » Sat May 04, 2019 9:16 am
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An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him....
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Good one Chuck :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat May 04, 2019 4:59 pm
AAA battery.
by Chuck » Thu May 02, 2019 8:50 am
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An oldie - but still a goodie...
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Bruce.JPG
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Last post by Dot Thu May 02, 2019 1:35 pm
Heaven V Hell
by pet-els » Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:39 pm
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An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when she hears the most awful blood curdling screams.
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Well done Peter loved it
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Last post by Helen Grose Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:14 pm
What Religion Is Your Bra?
by Dot » Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:12 pm
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A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
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Sort of a prickly pair :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:08 am
Sound advise.
by pet-els » Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:22 am
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
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Good advice Peter
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Last post by bob r Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:17 pm
Oirish divorce...
by Chuck » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:23 am
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy,in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
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Last post by Chuck Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:23 am
second opinion
by pet-els » Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:07 pm
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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, “I've got problems. Every time...
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Good advice :D
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 06, 2019 5:44 pm
The way women think...
by Chuck » Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:57 am
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Husband's Message (by mobile phone):
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Who the f**** is Paula?
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:09 am
Guilty as charged...
by Chuck » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:07 am
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
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Sex education she replied, you must have missed out or you would have remembered me :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:53 pm
Tree hugger etc
by Dot » Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:58 pm
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A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW . There was a large gum...
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Did she appeal the decision on the grounds the recreational area had long been abandoned because no one wanted to go there? ;)
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:10 am
Golf...
by Chuck » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:08 am
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:
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Ahh, is that why it is called GOLF, Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden
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Last post by Eddy Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:42 am
Petrol $$$
by pet-els » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:41 am
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These examples do NOT imply that petrol is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.
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Peter, I am a bit concerned that you think that Bundy at about $40 per litre is expensive :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:38 pm
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