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Petrol $$$
by pet-els » Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:41 am
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These examples do NOT imply that petrol is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.
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Peter, I am a bit concerned that you think that Bundy at about $40 per litre is expensive :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:38 pm
Pensioners holiday
by Chuck » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:37 am
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing all the glamorous...
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Last post by Chuck Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:37 am
Politics, a yoke that will crack you up
by T1 Terry » Wed Mar 06, 2019 2:53 pm
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cut and paste from an email Lindsay sent me a few days back. An oldie but still a good one :lol:
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We have an independent MP.
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:05 pm
Crazy facts that may be true
by supersparky » Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:04 pm
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Crazy Facts..
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25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:52 pm
WHY... ?
by Chuck » Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:41 am
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Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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There is - naturally... but they have to catch them first. ;)
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Last post by Chuck Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:46 am
Oh Hell No
by Dot » Sat Feb 16, 2019 5:20 pm
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and...
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Good one Dot :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Feb 17, 2019 12:59 pm
Keeping a low profile.
by Kit Kat » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:40 am
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A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
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RSPCA Approved :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:34 am
Just a good Laugh
by Dot » Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:53 pm
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON
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Don’t think I’ll share this one with SWMBO...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:47 pm
Tight Skirt
by Dot » Sun Feb 03, 2019 5:14 pm
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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the...
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An oldie but a goodie.
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Last post by Macca Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:16 am
Eighty Mile Mick
by Greynomad » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:37 pm
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I read recently that in the timber country of North East NSW, there was a bullocky known as ‘Eighty Mile Mick’.
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Apparently the bush where he hauled logs was so thick a dog couldn’t bark in it. 😳
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:08 pm
A Beautiful Climbing Rose.
by Chuck » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:09 am
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Oh what a tangled language English is and how easy it is to misconstrue.....!
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Two girls chatting about the weekend coming up
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Last post by Vik351 Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:21 pm
Travel Plans.
by Chuck » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:38 am
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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone, you have to be in Kahoots with someone.
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Bet I beat all of you. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:24 pm
Red Necks
by Dot » Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:12 pm
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After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So, the husband went to his veterinarian...
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Well, that was the official line, but I'm guess the reality was he was making so much with much less effort from his premium meat and grocery supply...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jan 29, 2019 6:33 pm
SOS
by pet-els » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:53 am
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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2...
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Good one Peter, I like that way of thinking! :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jan 26, 2019 3:48 pm
3 virgin sisters marry
by Dot » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:20 pm
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Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.
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No wonder the writing was shaky, the action might have still been happening :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:00 am
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:32 am
Johnny again
by Dot » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:05 pm
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
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Hmmmmm...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:58 pm
How do you .......
by T1 Terry » Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:58 pm
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A starter that should get a laugh from some, maybe not from others though ;)
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How do you win Lotto... :?
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Last post by norman Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:47 pm
Life Explained
by Dot » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:55 pm
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On the first day God created the dog and said:
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Dottie,
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:02 pm
Drs Visit
by Dot » Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:58 pm
After a visit to a massage parlour, a man discovers a painful lump on his penis, so he goes to see his GP.
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 19, 2019 6:58 pm
One for Chuck
by pet-els » Sun Dec 16, 2018 9:59 am
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Better than a Flu
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Husband to wife
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:29 pm
Lady check up
by Dot » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:41 pm
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So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right... And of course I scrubbed and shaved like I was going on a first date with with the man of my...
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I never thought anything would beat our BAYING TO THE MOON ...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:32 am
Hitch hiker...
by Chuck » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:42 am
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I PICKED UP A HITCH-HIKER. SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY.
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Another good one Chuck. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:21 pm
Why I don't Go Fishing
by Greynomad » Sat Jan 05, 2019 5:26 pm
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This is why I don't like fishing...
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Sent from my SM-J250G using Tapatalk
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Last post by Helen Grose Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:01 pm
Mozzies Beware!
by Greynomad » Sat Jan 05, 2019 5:28 pm
Or is that :? Mozzies! Beware...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jan 05, 2019 5:28 pm
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