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Tickets.
by Chuck » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:30 am
Rangers v Celtic.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:30 am
Names...
by Greynomad » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:56 am
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SWMBO taught some kids with strange names...
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T1,
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:10 am
Rare tools
by idexnz » Wed Jan 02, 2019 3:00 pm
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If ever in Invercargill, NZ you must call into Hayes Hammer Hardware in the central city. Amongst a lot of other very interesting things they have a...
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I have an Irish Chainsaw hanging in our ODLA... :D :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jan 02, 2019 3:51 pm
A fart joke
by Dot » Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:46 pm
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A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,...
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Fact or fiction...???
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Last post by Vik351 Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:15 am
Just a laugth
by RobertNotBob » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:51 am
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Ha Ha Ha. Good one RnB, I needed something to brighten my day. :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:48 pm
The Way Politics Works
by homeless » Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:36 pm
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Another one for you lot
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Uh, T1,
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:41 pm
Why English (again)
by Greynomad » Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:02 pm
Control tower transcript from Berlin Airport, where a Lufthansa pilot has just called the tower in German:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:02 pm
The reason why Santa may not visit this you
by homeless » Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:53 pm
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I have just received this email so perhaps be prepared for a no visit.
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santa.png
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Last post by Noggins Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:19 pm
Memory
by Greynomad » Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:15 pm
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Teenage boy: Grandpa, do you still look at pretty girls?
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Teenage boy: Grandpa, do you still look at pretty girls?
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Last post by Dot Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:04 pm
Farm talk...
by Chuck » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:45 pm
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:06 am
He's had enough!!!
by BruceS » Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:38 pm
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Some time ago there was a rich Shah that owned his own heard of camels and camel drivers.
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Bruce, just for that here is a red letter :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:29 pm
Making Babies
by homeless » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:21 pm
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For all you fellas who thought you had it right below is the instructions for making a baby that a friend has sent to me even though I feel for me it...
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Gee Dottie you know more than me LOL.
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Last post by homeless Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:03 pm
One for Chuck
by pet-els » Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:07 pm
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Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.
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This was told to me by an old bloke I met many years ago
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Last post by Noggins Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:16 pm
SEEN IN A STORE WINDOW...
by Chuck » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:03 am
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SEEN IN A STORE WINDOW IN SCOTLAND
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I hope he is VERY VERY busy and then opens a business here in Australia. We have plenty of customers here for him.
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Last post by homeless Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:20 pm
Duck!
by Greynomad » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:29 pm
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Q: Why did the duck cross the road alone?
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:roll:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:36 am
Roads
by Greynomad » Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:17 pm
Q: What is the difference between the roads built by the Romans in England and the roads built there by present-day councils?
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:17 pm
M/h For Sale - Home Conversion
by Greynomad » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:58 pm
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We found our next motorhome!!!
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Oops!
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:12 am
Electric fence
by flexitdriver » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:09 am
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I just built an electric fence around my property.
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Gosnells ....... Break-in Capital of Perth ( wikipedia)
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Last post by Noggins Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:29 pm
Divorce
by Greynomad » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:39 pm
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In the news today, an 84 year old farmer has divorced his 18 year old wife because he couldn’t keep his hands off her.
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What it was all about me thinks...???
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Last post by Vik351 Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:20 pm
Bar jokes
by Greynomad » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:21 pm
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A jumper lead walks into a bar.
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Shamelessly stolen from another forum.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:34 am
News Burglar
by Greynomad » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:05 pm
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Police are searching for a thief who steals the last page of TV news items.
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Ha Ha Ha. What Vik said. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Last post by Vik351 Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:42 pm
Oirish astrology.
by Chuck » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:39 am
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During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor...
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LOL... and I thought dey was gunna land on the sun at night...!!!
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Last post by Vik351 Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:35 pm
British Gentleman with a problem...
by Chuck » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:56 am
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British businessman in Darwin, rings the 'HELP' line...
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In that case Dot, you'll need to ask a redhead. ;)
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Last post by Chuck Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:20 am
Breakfast Order.
by Chuck » Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:23 am
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An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
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Umm... :? :oops: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:55 am
Go Fish
by Greynomad » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:12 pm
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:12 pm
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