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Sleep question
by Greynomad » Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:54 pm
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Why, when we can’t sleep, are we told to count sheep?
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I was told that was the method used for the Tasmanian Census: count the number of heads and divide by two...
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:58 pm
Marriage fun
by Greynomad » Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:59 pm
Did you hear about the stripper who married a clown?
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:59 pm
Paddy's girlfriend.
by Chuck » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:57 am
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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach was asked to identify her.
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Helen Grose Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:41 am
Menu choices
by Greynomad » Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:39 pm
Chap takes his girlfriend to a high class restaurant.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:39 pm
Jock's wedding...
by Chuck » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:53 am
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Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:53 am
Scottish Love Story
by nut17 » Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:55 pm
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SCOTTISH LOVE STORY
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That's a gooden'. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Sun Aug 19, 2018 7:22 am
Missing wife
by pet-els » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:10 am
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My wife is missing!!!!!!!!
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Her name is Beril and she's at the pub. :o :D :D
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Last post by BillieBlue Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:54 pm
Lion Tamer.
by Chuck » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:00 am
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
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Chuck, I don't know where you get them from, but keep 'em coming. Loved it! :D :D :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Aug 12, 2018 6:43 pm
Wine Measures
by Greynomad » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:54 am
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Wine Measures
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MONGREL Wayne :) yes there is no point in me even cracking a bottle of anything, no taste at all or if a bit it is certainly different to anything?...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:09 pm
Was it something I said?
by T1 Terry » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:22 pm
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One day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the...
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Hmmm... a bit close to home.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:47 pm
The Snowperson
by Greynomad » Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:29 pm
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The story of the snowman:
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Geez. I didn’t mean to offend anyone.
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Last post by Vik351 Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:22 pm
A Brain Teaser
by Greynomad » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:13 pm
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Here's one to ponder:
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It must be a flaw in the way you do sums T1. $85 divided by three equals $28.33 add the one dollar returned + $ 29.33. Times 3 = $87.99 then add the...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:38 am
Wot? Where?
by Greynomad » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:39 am
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I went into a camping store the other day to buy some camouflage pants...
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Ha Ha Ha. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: have you been out for lunch Ray??? Maybe dinner , now that I have looked at what time you posted this.
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Last post by supersparky Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:15 pm
Fate
by Greynomad » Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:52 am
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I was sitting at a Red light, minding my own business, patiently waiting
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Good one Ray, we will probably all go to hell for laughing, but it was pretty funny. :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:07 pm
A.I.
by Greynomad » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:16 pm
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Two cows are standing in a paddock.
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:lol: :lol: 'S'nice. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:47 am
A Wee Scottish Tale:
by Chuck » Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:52 am
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A Golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn in St Andrew’s golf course.
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I reckon you are right Norman. Dougie from Dunedin, a workmate, has a better scotch accent than a Scotsman. :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:01 pm
How do you tell the difference?
by Dot » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:34 pm
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How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police...
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You will be OK as long as you buy a dildo for your grand daughters so they can wear it in their panties so they can feel what it is like to be a man....
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Last post by bagmaker Sat Jun 16, 2018 5:54 pm
Oirish moments... (Mr K's)
by Chuck » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:10 am
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I went to the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.
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Paddy and Mick work in bed together one morning and Paddy turned to Mick and said “this wife swapin thing is not all it’s cracked up to be!” 😳
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Last post by Mickconnolly Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:14 pm
Dead penguins ...
by Chuck » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:55 am
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
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:evil:
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Last post by Lance Fri Jun 08, 2018 2:56 pm
So true for you Old Blokes ...
by Chuck » Mon May 28, 2018 9:20 am
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An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam.
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They are both gems. I hadn't heard either of those before. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Wed May 30, 2018 2:26 pm
Avocados ...
by Chuck » Mon May 28, 2018 9:50 am
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An oldie... but definitely a goodie.
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You did Kay...& it's 3 up from this one.
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Last post by Chuck Wed May 30, 2018 9:21 am
Short reading from the Bible ...
by Chuck » Mon May 28, 2018 10:01 am
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From Genesis:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Mon May 28, 2018 8:24 pm
Water in the carburetor ...
by Chuck » Mon May 28, 2018 9:53 am
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WIFE: There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
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Yep ,there's water in the carburettor all right :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Mon May 28, 2018 8:23 pm
Her first mobile phone ...
by Chuck » Mon May 28, 2018 9:56 am
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Mon May 28, 2018 8:21 pm
He must pay ...
by Chuck » Mon May 28, 2018 9:58 am
Husband and wife had a tiff.
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Last post by Chuck Mon May 28, 2018 9:58 am
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