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I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
by El Gringo » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:55 am
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Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
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always said... anything more than a handful was wasted... ;)
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Last post by Vik351 Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:22 pm
Sometimes it just sucks ...
by Chuck » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:59 am
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My neighbour, she's single...
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I know not of that which you speak.
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:15 pm
Men's Help Line.
by Chuck » Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:53 am
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You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.’ My name is Don. How can I help you?
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The Punch Line would be - he got two black eyes for mistrusting her. :lol:
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:43 am
Understanding Engineers.
by Chuck » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:08 am
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
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I TOLD him to empty the cassette before it got too heavy!!!
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:51 pm
Monkey in a bar
by El Gringo » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:47 am
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A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:23 am
Turbulence
by El Gringo » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:33 pm
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Turbulence written by Murray Hartin.
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What a gem, thank you Bernie
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:32 am
The Bathtub Test
by El Gringo » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:29 pm
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
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Last post by El Gringo Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:29 pm
Old Blue
by El Gringo » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:34 pm
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We pensioned off old Blue the dog
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Ha ha, that was written about my first blue dog...Zilka... (zilka... pronounced ZHZZ like the movie Dr Zhivago )
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Last post by Vik351 Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:08 pm
Clean Joke
by pet-els » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:57 pm
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BEST CLEAN JOKE EVER
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:roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:40 pm
When you're 70 ...
by Chuck » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:24 am
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I was standing in the Club one night minding my own business.
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A young attractive reporter is doing a segment on how the elderly lived their life to reached the age they have and still have their mind functioning...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Apr 14, 2018 5:09 pm
Bloke gets a phone call...
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:24 pm
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Bloke gets a call from the police telling him his house was robbed, offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
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I was almost sick then ,but i held back.
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:54 am
Men just don't have a chance.
by Chuck » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:01 am
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Putting your affairs in order!
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One I heard a while back, men over 30 are like shopping centre parking spots, only the disabled seem to be available :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:43 am
Offers ...
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:28 pm
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Mate was 'having intimate relations' with this sheila over her kitchen table when he heard the front door open.
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You tell um Chuck........Iam not goin any were near it :shock: :roll: :oops:
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 13, 2018 3:50 pm
One armed mate...
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:36 pm
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Saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
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How many German electrical fitters does it take to change a light bulb?
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Last post by Vik351 Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:00 pm
Prison.
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:34 pm
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Mate reckons he always cries after sex.
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ouch i bet that hurt.Enough to make your eyes water i reckon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:37 pm
St Peter ...
by Chuck » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:31 pm
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Ten Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident.
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:oops: :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by BillieBlue Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:34 pm
The Irish Wrestler.
by Chuck » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:57 am
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This one's been around but some may not have seen it yet...
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Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, idly chatting and watching the front door of the brothel across the road.
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Last post by pet-els Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:20 am
Men... !
by Chuck » Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:05 am
I got chatting to a girl in a club. Can I buy you a drink ? I asked.
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Last post by Chuck Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:05 am
Scotty
by El Gringo » Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:22 am
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1DEDM.jpg
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good one Scotty :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:25 am
Donald Duck...
by Chuck » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:00 am
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room
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Another good one Chuck! I'm glad that you are keeping up the laughs to an acceptable standard. Sometimes I just need a good laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:...
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Last post by supersparky Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:23 pm
?? Rings a bell??
by Dot » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:02 pm
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Dorothy and Edna, two senior widows, are talking.
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T1, that's one of the scary parts, they keep asking me when do I think that I'm going to retire. The last time, the ...'swipe management person got...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:03 am
Computers through history
by Greynomad » Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:32 pm
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WE “FRUIT” PEOPLE ARE TOPS!
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So I guess the wheelchair was a Rolls?
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:01 pm
Book Report...
by Chuck » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:25 am
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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
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LOL!!!
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Last post by grizzzman Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:46 pm
Fifty Shades Of Grey By Pam AYRES
by Dot » Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:37 pm
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The missus bought a Paperback,
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Yep, that's a goodie.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:48 am
Blind v Blonde
by Dot » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:28 pm
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A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake.
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Hmmm,
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:15 pm
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