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T1 Terry wrote:The ones trying to sign you up to a better electricity deal give me the sh*ts, they just won't go away. My latest tactic is to tell them Margaret handles all that sort of thing, if they want to come back after 7 pm she might talk to them but no guarantees, they don't come back at 7 pms
I really hate the ones who try to sign you , AND YOU ALREADY A CUSTOMER OF THEIRS.
Russell Barter from South Australia AKA "Death on Wheels"
Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.
YES they are the ones as well Terry, Had a chap call in last month saying he could beat any other service . When he said who he was from ,I told him we just left you last year. It didnt put him off he just kept saying he could do better. I know how much we pay per KWH .And I told him what we pay now. We will beat that he said. I just looked him in the eye and said too bloody late. You should have done that years back. He sort of looked at me thinking I would say ok then. not a hope . He left very dejected ....It felt good as well, pay back time.
Many. many, many moons ago, I had a pair from the Church of Latterday Doorknockers arrive at my place.
The conversation went something like this: CofLD bloke, "Good afternoon, sir. God has sent me to your place today." Me, "Then I think you have taken down the wrong address, try nextdoor." Slam.
I'm already a Christian. I don't need other people telling me how to get to heaven... or if I don't do it their way, I'm bound for hell.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
-- "Insufficient data for a meaningful answer." Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it" W.C.Fields
This is for when your spouse is taking toooo long in the shower. You have a glass of ice water behind your back and you stand just inside the bathroom and the conversation begins...
Knock knock
Who's there?
John.
John who?
Just as you chuch the glass of cold warter over the spouse, you yell
John the baptist
Then run like hell...
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
Dot wrote:This is for when your spouse is taking toooo long in the shower. You have a glass of ice water behind your back and you stand just inside the bathroom and the conversation begins...
Knock knock
Who's there?
John.
John who?
Just as you chuch the glass of cold warter over the spouse, you yell
John the baptist
Then run like hell...
Dot
Your Evil
I'm gunna have to have my friendly legion of Door Knocking God Botherers come to your house and show you the error of your ways.
See I know where you live and coming to the door with a copy of the Koran in your hand ain't gunna deter them one little bit.
And you can't run and hide either 'cos God knows all and works in mysterious ways.
Ron
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
Something should be covered anyway, there was an alien spaceship alert at Kerang around Easter with flashing lights in the clouds much like a reflected moon
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
