Ecstacy !!

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Re: Ecstacy !!

Post by T1 Terry »

Greynomad wrote:Strange campaign...
Both team leaders are dashing about the country, but the Great Unwashed (us poor sods doing the voting - and paying the cost of their aircraft) are not told where they are landing.
Seems the 'public' gatherings are by invitation only... and you only get an invitation if you are a member of the 'proper' party - or are a Media Person.
:evil:
Where's the candidate from the Informal Party??? I think lotsa people will be voting Informal... 8-)
A pox on both their houses! :evil: :evil:
I reckon you're on to something there Ray, no light blue tie or red tie, T Shirt, stubbies or jean depending on the climate and crocks, the dress code for the informal party 8-)
Now we need some policies:
All pollies to be on the same pension plan controlled by Centrelink
Busses or trains are good enough forms of travel for the voter so good enough for the pollies
Equal rights for all, if you worked and paid taxes you get an old age pension, if you sat on your butt and lived on the $$ skimmed off the top you best have skimmed enough to support you into old age

Anyone think of any more good policies :P

Vote T1 for the informal dictator party.... and a good happy hr, birthday, Christmas and new yrs party as well
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Re: Ecstacy !!

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I want what you're having. And you would get my vote. Will be a bit interesting to see how they all get that pox off their houses. Stuff 'em.
Don't vote informal. That just means someone that may make a difference, can't.
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