Do you get it?

[Busman]

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change ? Stephen Hawking ? Too easy.

[Newcastle George]

Didn't need to get it, it was instantly obvious.

George

[Busman]

Talking about Tee shirts...............

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[Newcastle George]

I have a T Shirt hanging on the line in the rain which has on it "YOU LITERALLY MEAN FIGURATIVELY ".

George

[supersparky]

Another 30 seconds

It's a nerd computer programmer joke. An error in a program is known as a "Bug" but programmers that are too lazy or up themselves to accept it as a fault call it a "feature"

Hence the title above the joke

T1 Terry

Want another one?

It's been a big night where I am, but it looks like a Superbug to me

[Greynomad]

In that case, he should change the plates now...
to “COVID-19”.

[T1 Terry]

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change ? Stephen Hawking ? Too easy.

Think you missed a bit Bill, what was the top line?

There was an intelligence test circulating yrs back, the first instruction was to read through the whole paper before starting again and answering the relevant questions. About half way through the question said, if you have reached this point, raise you dominate hand and call out here, then carry on.
The last question said, you have reached the end of this test, place you paper face down on the desk and quietly place your pen on top of it and rest your arms on top of the paper.

It was amazing the number of "here" call came out around the room and others fretting because they had started answering the question from the beginning and the "here" calls meant they were behind and a quick look around showed a number of people with their paper turned face down and their hands resting on top of the paper, clearly finished well before them. The "here" shouts became louder and the clear signs of panic setting in, yet others were clearly relaxed .....
The person running the test marked each person who made the "here" call so it looked as though those that made the call were doing well ..... out of the 30 odd I did my test with, only 10 of us went though to the next round ...... If you couldn't familiarise yourself with the instructions and follow them properly, you were not suitable candidates .....

T1 Terry