Their opening line was, “God has directed us to your home…”
And before he could get another word out, I replied, “I think He meant next door. We’re Seventh Day Adventists.” and shut the door in his face.
(We’re not.)
Thought for Today
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Re: Thought for Today
Had a pair of JWs knock on my door many years ago.
Their opening line was, “God has directed us to your home…”
And before he could get another word out, I replied, “I think He meant next door. We’re Seventh Day Adventists.” and shut the door in his face.
(We’re not.)
Their opening line was, “God has directed us to your home…”
And before he could get another word out, I replied, “I think He meant next door. We’re Seventh Day Adventists.” and shut the door in his face.
(We’re not.)
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Re: Thought for Today
They used to come here regularly until a couple of years ago
Both Morman and 7 day Adventist
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Re: Thought for Today
Getting back to the world’s profound questions…
If someone is diagnosed with bowel cancer and has half their bowel removed, does that leave them with a semi-colon? ;
If someone is diagnosed with bowel cancer and has half their bowel removed, does that leave them with a semi-colon? ;
Regards & God bless,
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: Thought for Today
Ray, having had 2 foot/feet of bowel removed due to a car accident do I have a semi-semi-colon?
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Re: Thought for Today
George,
What you have is not a ;
… just a ,
What you have is not a ;
… just a ,
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Re: Thought for Today
George that's a B Double colonNewcastle George wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:02 pm Ray, having had 2 foot/feet of bowel removed due to a car accident do I have a semi-semi-colon?
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Re: Thought for Today
If wishes were fishes,
What would the chips be?
And if we could make a silk purse from a sow’s ear,
What would that do to dogs’ teeth?
What would the chips be?
And if we could make a silk purse from a sow’s ear,
What would that do to dogs’ teeth?
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
What would we do with all the earless pigs .... and why only the female ones? Would the value of silk purses take a tumble?
As far as the dog's teeth, maybe you could put the bite on someone without having to ask the difficult question ....... they would just have to ask "how much this time" when you pulled the set of teeth out of the bag .... let's face it, you wouldn't put them in your pocket would you
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Re: Thought for Today
GutlessNewcastle George wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:02 pm Ray, having had 2 foot/feet of bowel removed due to a car accident do I have a semi-semi-colon?
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