Re-bore

[SteveW]

The Narrator: "He's searching high and low for the number of the surgeon. Even if it is nearly midnight he'll ring and confront the surgeon as to why he said there would be no pain. Is it too late to cancel?"

[Dot]

Way tooooooo late enjoy the sleep and remember the saying on here "Remember to take pictures" x

[SteveW]

I'm going to bed now for a good night's wake.

I'll PM the photos, Dot.

[Dot]

looking forward to seeing them, sleep well

[SteveW]

Just had my last supper - well, the coffee I was allowed to have before 7.00am.

[BruceS]

All the best Steve!
We're all there watching over you!

[SteveW]

Thanks, Bruce.

I realize that this is among the minor procedures that people undertake, however, one must take sympathy (notoriety) where it is to be found.

[Dot]

The size of those dilator's would bring tears to your eyes (if you saw them that is) Just get on with it big boy, think of that fantastic streaming you shall have

[SteveW]

Alive and Well!

I've been into the tunnel, I've seen the light - but I came out again.

The surgeon came in to see me the next morning. He said: "Everything went well. You'll notice a huge difference." I said: "Longer or thicker?"

I'm back home. No pain but I'm not allowed to do anything strenuous for 3 or 4 weeks. That shouldn't be too hard! My urine has turned into a nice light red wine. Usually it's the other way round. Over the next weeks it should become a sauvignon blanc. I think something like this was done 2000 years ago.

[T1 Terry]

Did you slip the doctor a few $$ to add in regular full functional operations to the recover procedure
glad to hear it all went well and you came home with all the pieces still attached