Thought for Today
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supersparky
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Re: Thought for Today
Found the joke book again Ray?
Cheers
David
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
Everyone knows the famous long drawn out "truuuck" call a crow makes, the mass crow kills are the result of either:Greynomad wrote: ↑Fri Nov 03, 2023 9:06 pm Ever notice that on roads where cars predominate over trucks, there are not many crows among the roadkill.
Where trucks outnumber cars, there are more squashed crows on the road.
This is because when crows flock to other roadkill to feed, they post a lookout.
When a car approaches the lookout calls, "Kaa! Kaa!"
When a truck approaches, they can't pronounce "Truck! Truck!"
grey nomad migrations where a herd of them crest the hill with at least one caravan swinging across both sides of the road leaving no where for the crows to hop to
or
big bikie groups on a "run" taking up all the road and the noise is so loud the warning crow can't be heard above the Milwaukie Tractors with no mufflers ...
In either case, the watch crow can not say "grey nomad crazies coming" or "two wheel tractor invasion" .... this is when you hear the warning crow make that pitiful two word call "Yawww Farrrked" before flying away .....
Do I sense a letter coming
received one from the cruising boat forum ... well a string of them really, similar crap to the GOB and Caravanners, along the lines of "we don't care if what is being posted as fact is actually total nonsense, you aren't allowed to say so on the forum" T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
Dave,
I think I was told that joke when I was at high school…
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
I thought today was the day to finally "splash the cash" my bits needed attention so here it is.
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Greynomad
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Thought for Today
Reason why>
The reason is why.
George
The reason is why.
George
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
George,
I know.
Also, "The reason … is because …" The "reason is", or "is that"
But it's a PDF, so I can't edit it.
More than a grain of truth in it, though…
See also: "Stuff The British Stole" on SBS
I know.
Also, "The reason … is because …" The "reason is", or "is that"
But it's a PDF, so I can't edit it.
More than a grain of truth in it, though…
See also: "Stuff The British Stole" on SBS
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
Just to help Ray with his recovery
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves