Stuttering

[Greynomad]

The biology teacher was explaining some interesting facts about animals.
After listing several examples she said, “Animals don’t stutter. Only humans do.”
Little Amy’s hand shot up… “Miss, I had a cat that stuttered.”
The teacher knew that this was going to be an interesting one, so asked, “Would you like to tell me about your cat?”
Amy, filled with pride and excitement, began.
“Well, Miss, I was playing in our backyard with my cat when the Rottweiler from next door took a running jump and cleared the fence, landing in our yard.
“My cat said ‘Fff, fff, fff.’ and before she could say ‘F@ck!’ the dog ate her!”