Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
Ehh!
by bobk » Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:26 am
First post
The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended
I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his penis with...
Last post
:lol: :lol:
Hope he wasn't an ex military type - mighta finished it off with a spit polish! :o :lol:
1 Replies
316 Views
Last post by Chuck Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:08 pm
Ancestry Vincent Van Gogh
by pet-els » Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:51 pm
First post
FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (pronounced as Van GO)
Who thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!!
His dizzy aunt...
Last post
Winnie Bay Gogh...
I like that!
:lol: :D :lol:
4 Replies
308 Views
Last post by Greynomad Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:50 am
Mercedes
by Dot » Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:55 pm
First post
A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy,...
Last post
I've dealt with that salesman.....
:(
1 Replies
275 Views
Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:24 am
The "happy " cowboy
by Dot » Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:58 am
...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but...
0 Replies
187 Views
Last post by Dot Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:58 am
Actual translation Chinese to English
by Dot » Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:27 pm
First post
Hurrow wat yu wunt !!!!!
Subject: Chinese Translated as only they can
Brilliant Beijing Hotel Brochure - Translated as only they can.
A friend...
Last post
Does sound good, which hotel and did they live up to the sell? Or was it like the menu, ordinary and unexciting? The chamber maid squeezing my...
1 Replies
248 Views
Last post by T1 Terry Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:55 pm
Why don't pharmacist's trust senior citizens...?
by Chuck » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:59 am
First post
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy.
When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' counter is...
Last post
Thanks Chuck. Another good one for the vault. :lol: :lol: :lol:
3 Replies
329 Views
Last post by supersparky Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:43 pm
Hindsight
by Dot » Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:05 pm
An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat Foo Foo.
A fairy appears and says, I'm here to grant you three wishes....
0 Replies
278 Views
Last post by Dot Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:05 pm
brain????
by norman » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:27 am
First post
Image6.jpg
Last post
And certainly cleaner :)
3 Replies
415 Views
Last post by Dot Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:40 pm
16 yrs of free meat
by Dot » Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:55 am
First post
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the...
Last post
Good one, Dottie!!
Did she chew a little meat for that one?
:D
So what did she do (apart from the obvious) for the Baker, the Grocer and the...
1 Replies
303 Views
Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:07 pm
Who needs a dictionary when you have a Dad..
by norman » Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:59 pm
First post
A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so
He asks his father Dad, what's the difference between
'theoretically' and...
Last post
Son and Heir has a sign in the kitchen which says,
Dinner is ready when you hear the smoke alarm.
:lol:
16 Replies
996 Views
Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:52 pm
First day
by Dot » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:37 pm
First post
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a...
Last post
We have a relation used used to manage a pub. His quote to all the newbies was always along the lines of 'No-one is that important that they can't...
7 Replies
731 Views
Last post by Greynomad Thu Feb 11, 2016 2:25 am
Breaking News
by jamglor » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:44 pm
First post
Terrible news a twin seater light aircraft has crashed in Londonderry cemetery in Ireland.
Patrick O'Rourke from the Derry fire services said its...
Last post
Continue to dream on then, they are free. Steve and I are sitting here watching the bike race, he said hi.
10 Replies
857 Views
Last post by Dot Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:59 pm
Info for you older men.
by Dot » Sun Jan 17, 2016 10:33 pm
First post
I wanted to share G's successful technique with you on how you older guys can pick up women...........hope it works for you too!
I'm getting on...
Last post
Wow! I knew I should have looked in here earlier!
I thought everyone would have got the message when Jim got his 7 day holiday?
Apparently not?
54 Replies
2558 Views
Last post by BruceS Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:34 am
Rubber gloves
by Dot » Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:36 pm
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a nice little older lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves....
0 Replies
258 Views
Last post by Dot Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:36 pm
2 catholic parrots
by Dot » Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:46 pm
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,
But they only know to say one thing.'...
0 Replies
333 Views
Last post by Dot Sun Jan 10, 2016 8:46 pm
Haircut...
by Chuck » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:07 am
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd...
0 Replies
290 Views
Last post by Chuck Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:07 am
Brisbane job interview...
by Chuck » Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:38 pm
First post
A man went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant.
Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers...
Last post
Much tooooo far Shonky
6 Replies
677 Views
Last post by Dot Wed Dec 16, 2015 6:58 pm
Man in urinal (opposite to Chucks joke)
by Dot » Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:22 pm
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy...
0 Replies
283 Views
Last post by Dot Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:22 pm
Church Service 2020
by Dot » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:29 pm
First post
PASTOR: The Lord be with you!
CONGREGATION : And with your spirit
PASTOR: Will everyone please turn on their
tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone,...
Last post
PASTOR: The Lord be with you!
CONGREGATION : And with your spirit
PASTOR: Will everyone please turn on their
tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone,...
3 Replies
398 Views
Last post by Jim Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:20 am
Convention
by Dot » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:32 pm
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized...
0 Replies
253 Views
Last post by Dot Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:32 pm
Monkey in Bar
by Dot » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:12 pm
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He...
0 Replies
240 Views
Last post by Dot Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:12 pm
Blonde joke again
by Dot » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:06 pm
This blonde wanted to sell her pet Python so, she listed it on eBay.
A bloke just rang up and asked if it was big.
She said, It's massive.
He...
0 Replies
241 Views
Last post by Dot Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:06 pm
The Schnauzer...
by Chuck » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:18 am
First post
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's...
Last post
Don't you mean Octopussy?
3 Replies
481 Views
Last post by Dot Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:13 pm
Aussie stockman
by bob r » Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:26 pm
First post
Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quite hotel for their wedding night the man approaches the front desk and asked for a...
Last post
letter been sent :) :) :) :) :) (not)
3 Replies
699 Views
Last post by Dot Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:36 pm
Baby's First Doctor Visit
by T1 Terry » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:11 am
First post
This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to...
Last post
Do you know a short doctor? :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
2 Replies
311 Views
Last post by SteveW Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:25 pm
Forum permissions
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum