Info for you older men.

[Dot]

I wanted to share G's successful technique with you on how you older guys can pick up women...........hope it works for you too!



I'm getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.

Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....

But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.

I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us.

All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and laid down on the grass at my feet.

As we lay there making love, I thought .....

"Wow, these Tasers are really worth the money!!"

[Jim]

I feel that there may be some ladies who would not appreciate this "joke". Advocating violence against women is not to be condoned in any form - "joke" or otherwise. and I thought that a woman would have known better.

[Busman]

C'mon Jim, are you that Politically Correct ? I am sure all here (or almost all) are old enough to remember the time before PC ruled our lives.
I thought it funny and was going to reply "where do you get one" ? but that might offend someone ? sheesh
William

[SteveW]

Sorry, Jim. It is a joke. I am sorry that you didn't realize it as such. What an awful thing it would be if the world were not allowed to say funny things and laugh at funny things. Dot's joke is funny because of it's ridiculousness.

Long live the Laugh.

[SteveW]

It just occurred to me - I guess I am in trouble now for suggesting that a woman is ridiculous!

Long live Women. Well they do, anyway.

Do you know why husbands die before their wives?

Because they want to.

That should be good enough to get me into trouble.

[Jim]

So violence against women is now deemed to be "just a joke"?

[BruceS]

Warning has been issued Jim!!
We're not going to ruin THIS forum now are we guys & gals? lol.
I've got my own opinion about domestic violence but I'm not going to put it 'out here'....
Something about "sharp tongue ........" comes to mind?
This'll even up the score!!

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[T1 Terry]

Jim, maybe you would realise the humour in the joke if you knew that you can't just buy a taser, they are banned in Aust for all but police officers and even in the US they are a registered device and each deployment cartridge come with a pack of identification discs that are sprayed around the scene if a taser is discharged. The other thing is, do you really think someone would actually do such a thing, it doesn't actually knock the victim out, it just temporarily reduces their ability to control their muscles.

[Jim]

Jim, maybe you would realise the humour in the joke if you knew that you can't just buy a taser, they are banned in Aust for all but police officers and even in the US they are a registered device and each deployment cartridge come with a pack of identification discs that are sprayed around the scene if a taser is discharged. The other thing is, do you really think someone would actually do such a thing, it doesn't actually knock the victim out, it just temporarily reduces their ability to control their muscles.

So you are saying that they cannot get into Australia by any other means? Hmm!!

http://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_odkw ... r&_sacat=0

https://www.change.org/p/australia-says ... c-violence

[Jim]

Jim, maybe you would realise the humour in the joke if you knew that you can't just buy a taser, they are banned in Aust for all but police officers and even in the US they are a registered device and each deployment cartridge come with a pack of identification discs that are sprayed around the scene if a taser is discharged. The other thing is, do you really think someone would actually do such a thing, it doesn't actually knock the victim out, it just temporarily reduces their ability to control their muscles.

Like Rohypnol?