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Marriage is sharing
by Dot » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:28 pm
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries
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Got yu teeth in in Peter?
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:37 pm
Drs words
by Dot » Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:20 pm
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A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he...
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Gee Chuck, you are a brave man. :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:28 am
School answering machine message
by T1 Terry » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:33 am
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An email doing the rounds at the moment, no idea if it's true or not but a good laugh all the same
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:tanks here-- T-1
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Last post by Keith Morris Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:36 am
Robot For Sale
by Greynomad » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:28 pm
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:28 pm
How Facebook works... without Facebook.
by Chuck » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:01 am
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For those of my generation who do not use and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists: :?
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Good one Chuck, sure pays to only have friends that you really know & not post private info.
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Last post by Shirley Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:48 am
Caravan hints, tips and trick
by T1 Terry » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:34 pm
This one is courtesy of Peter (Pet-els) and the bugger sent in a format that I can't just cut and paste, so I've gotta type each bit so it will be...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:34 pm
Sa I grow older.....
by norman » Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:22 pm
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duck.gif
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As well as all of the above, I've discovered when I drop stuff, that some sneaky bast**d has been gradually moving the floor further away from me!...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:41 pm
Irish Golfer
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:36 am
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The Irish Golfer
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Yeah but he didn't say who or what he was doing the bad thing with did he??
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:39 pm
Female medical exam...
by norman » Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:24 pm
During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that...
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Last post by norman Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:24 pm
Hypnotist
by Dot » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:08 am
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A woman comes home and says 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?
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A young Italian girl was
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Last post by norman Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:19 pm
Notes left in milk bottles
by Dot » Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:31 pm
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Dear milkman:
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Dear milkman:
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Last post by generdawg Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:27 am
Where to after same sex marriage?
by T1 Terry » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:00 am
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I'm sure this will offend someone, it wouldn't be a joke if it didn't :? This one is another Casino John gem, hope you enjoy it
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Bugger that , dead pussy is not on my agenda right now.
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:10 pm
Seenager (Senior Teenager)
by Dot » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:36 am
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
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Last post by Dot Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:36 am
Man On Moped
by Dot » Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:38 pm
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at the stop light.
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:38 pm
Lawyer V Farmer
by Dot » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:26 pm
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Ireland
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He forgot the rule of the duck.
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Last post by generdawg Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:18 am
The Black Bra
by Dot » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:25 pm
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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried
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That's OK mate, there will only EVER be one T1! :D
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Last post by supersparky Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:25 am
Actual Australian Court Docket 12659
by Dot » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm
Sheep or Cow?
by Dot » Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:35 pm
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A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says....
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I understand they all lived happily ewey after.
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 16, 2015 7:23 pm
Nude Beach
by Dot » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:27 pm
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
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You boys are backing yourselves into a corner at the next gathering and I do not think either Joy or Bron will be impressed, but maybe we won't...
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:08 pm
Irish Dr day off
by Dot » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:32 pm
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:32 pm
Son of a preacher man
by T1 Terry » Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:29 pm
An old country preacher......had a teenage son, and it was getting time
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:29 pm
Oscar bought a jeep.
by BruceS » Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:59 pm
WARNING!!! It is a video & will use up data!!!
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Last post by BruceS Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:59 pm
Golf day
by Dot » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:11 pm
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Joke of the day.
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Same as he always does Dot, total undivided attention if he thinks there may be a walk involved or the chance that he may get a feed. We did the big...
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Last post by supersparky Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:16 pm
Teachers day out
by Dot » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:07 pm
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children...
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Last post by Dot Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:07 pm
Haircut
by Dot » Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:00 pm
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked...
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Hey Dot, That guy must have been on the Gold Coast. ....see attached screen grab :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:30 pm
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