I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried
> friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married
> for 20+ years.
>
>
We were chatting about our
> relationships and decided to amaze our men by
>
greeting them at the door wearing a
> black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
>
We agreed to meet in a few days to
> exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged
> friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
> with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the
> woman of my dreams...I love you.'
>
Then we made passionate love all night
> long.
The
> mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
> was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my
> eyes.
>
When I opened the raincoat he didn't
> say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all
> night.
Then I had to
> share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
> black stockings, stilettos
>
and a mask over my eyes. When he came
> in the door and saw me he said,
>
" What's for dinner,
> Zorro?"
=
The Black Bra
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That's a beaut Dot, LMFAO 
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You may well laugh young man but it is sooooo true 
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Love it, Dottie!
Regards & God bless,
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I love it when you call me young Dot. That is definitely not what the young blokes at work call me.Dot wrote:You may well laugh young man but it is sooooo true
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Old **** Cheers
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?? Old 4 star!!
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Watch carefully for an ear whisper at the next gathering David, the cougar is just softening you upsupersparky wrote:I love it when you call me young Dot. That is definitely not what the young blokes at work call me.Dot wrote:You may well laugh young man but it is sooooo true
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I couldn't put most of them up here Dot as they are all less than polite. Definitely not 4 star.
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