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How to maintain a healthy level of insanity in Retirement
by Dot » Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:53 pm
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Yep that's why I love the moon :)
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Last post by Dot Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:58 pm
Financial Crisis in Italy & Greece
by T1 Terry » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:49 pm
Stolen from the Caravaner forum but just too good not to share over here
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:49 pm
Do You Fart In Bed?
by Dot » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:30 pm
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If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily...
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:idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :geek: :ugeek:
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Last post by Mrcoolabah1au Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:32 pm
The Wifes Birthday....
by norman » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:31 pm
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife,
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Norman, That one is priceless, just finished LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :roll: I nearly fell off the chair.
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jul 01, 2015 5:15 pm
Swishing and wisdom..
by norman » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:33 pm
A woman goes to the Doctor worried about her husband's temper.
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Last post by norman Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:33 pm
See through lingerie...
by norman » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:58 am
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A man walks into the Target shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
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One man who aint afraid to respond, well done Paul. :)
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Last post by Dot Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:00 pm
The Indian with one testicle
by Dot » Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:50 pm
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
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Last post by Dot Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:50 pm
This is happening right here in our own country!
by Dot » Thu Jun 25, 2015 2:20 pm
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We Must Stop This Immediately
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I'm so pleased you heard me & took notice Dot!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:29 pm
Stories with a moral
by T1 Terry » Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:43 am
This is a Peter Holmes joke I received by email
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:43 am
Only In America
by Dot » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:13 pm
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only in America.jpg :lol: :shock: :o
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Back a few yrs when Ansett Airlines went into receivership, a consortium made up from electronics entrepreneur Dick Smith and salesman entrepreneur...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:40 pm
The Gynaecologist who became a Mechanic
by Dot » Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:20 pm
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A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands...
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Not me, ask Terry he's a mechanic :) :)
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Last post by Dot Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:33 am
Visiting diplomat
by Dot » Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:17 pm
An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.
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Last post by Dot Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:17 pm
Facebook
by Dot » Sun Jun 14, 2015 5:59 pm
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PRESENTLY, I AM TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF FACEBOOK WHILE APPLYING THE SAME PRINCIPLES.
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AND IT WORKS: I ALREADY HAVE 3 PERSONS FOLLOWING ME: 2 POLICE OFFICERS AND A PSYCHIATRIST.
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:14 am
..... goes to heaven
by T1 Terry » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:00 pm
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We have all heard a good joke involving someone's appearance at the pearly gates, this one is a new twist, do you know any you think you could share...
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A government worker for sure :)
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Last post by Dot Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:55 pm
My monkey
by brett&kat » Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:40 pm
Anna realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
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Last post by brett&kat Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:40 pm
Dump point Spewfest
by Dot » Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:22 pm
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Warning, have your nana nappies on or you will PYSL :lol: big tough men huh?
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Here you are j-d, enjoy :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:28 pm
Joke...
by norman » Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:23 pm
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A Kiwi ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small outback town and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting
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Hmmm..... I seem to remember a similar joke, but the roles of the Aussie and the Kiwi were swapped.... made it even funnier cause you had to decipher...
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:05 pm
Golf Club Sign In Scotland
by Dot » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:00 pm
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:00 pm
The English language can be a little confussing
by T1 Terry » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:39 am
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Another gem from Casino John
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I had to explain that one to the Navigator... :D
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:26 am
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Last post by Jim Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:18 am
A Successful Businessman
by brett&kat » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:11 pm
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second...
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Last post by brett&kat Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:11 pm
Irishman's First Drink With His Son
by Dot » Sun May 31, 2015 5:49 pm
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While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
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Ha Ha HA, good one Dot . I was wondering what that kids problem was. Should have just stuck the dummy in it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sun May 31, 2015 6:02 pm
The cat
by brett&kat » Sun May 31, 2015 8:58 am
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat. As soon as she arrived...
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Last post by brett&kat Sun May 31, 2015 8:58 am
Why you should not have a coockoo clock
by homeless » Wed May 27, 2015 7:21 am
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This is from a married woman who should know better.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 30, 2015 5:10 pm
Little old lady
by brett&kat » Wed May 27, 2015 3:24 pm
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH.
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 30, 2015 3:51 pm
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